(I think these two would do the most dad jokes in the house-)
Kentucky: Hey guys. What do you call a priest that wants to be a lawyer?
D.C: I don't know what?
Geo: Please don't-
Kentucky: A father in law- *Wheezes in bourbon*
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Wisconsin: There were to muffins in the oven. What were they talking about?
N.Y: Nothing...?
Wisconsin: DAMN IT!! YOU RUINED THE JOKE!!
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I.D.C: Kentucky... PLEASE-
Kentucky: What do ya call a fake noodle?
Florida: What?
Kentucky: An... Impasta. *Wheeze*
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Wisconsin: What do you call a pig that knows karate
Indiana: uh... I don't know.
Wisconsin: A pOrK cHoP-
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Geo: I can do it too. What do you call someone who plays Fortnite all day and night?
Kentucky: Oh I don't know. What? Since your so funny-
Geo: A virgin.
~Somewhere across the globe~
Sweden: I feel at peace with the world right now.
Finland: YOU JUST THREW NORWAY OUT THE WINDOW-
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Wisconsin: What do you call a funny hill?
Florida: What's a hill?
Mass: Just let him finish the joke.
Gov: *insert sigh here* We don't know Wisconsin. Do tell.
Wisconsin: Hill-arious *wheezes in cheese*
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