Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like

States but it's daycare AU thing

(I thought it would be cute shut up-)

(Every time skip means another one shot, because why not stick it all in one chapter. :D)

"Ok, comrades!! Naptime!" Russia says picking up an already snoozing Kentucky. "BUT I'M NOT TIRED!!" D.C whined picking up his toy elephant. He said that every damn day. "We all know how you get without your nap D.C. Come on," Germany said scooping up the small fed. Pissing him off more. "NO!! NO!! NO!! I'M NOT SLEEPY!!" He yelled banging his tiny fists on her back. Geo whined a little starting to wake up from his nice nap because of the other's whining. "SHHH!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!" Gov yelled at his cousin, his donkey plush in his arms. He had a weird name for it. So did D.C with his elephant, one was Democrat, the other was Republican. "Gov, be nice."

Then again they are kids-

Florida groaned and covered his ears with his pillow, he was never a fan of loud noises. Germany put D.C in his sleeping bag next to Florida. "I DON'T WANNA!" He repeated multiple times. Georgia woke up and now he was pissed. You can't just wake up this child. It's illegal. "HEY!!" D.C stared at Geo confused. "Can you be quiet please?" 

"Oh yeah sure!" D.C replied and snuggled in his sleeping bag as if nothing happened. He'd always been a pretty good listener when asked nicely to stop by any state. Not so much the countries that took care of them. He didn't like them. Germany glared at him for a second before she went to grab more states. Russia placed Kentucky in his sleeping bag between PA and Mary. "Is that everyone?" Russia whispered noticing some states had already fallen asleep again. "Yeah, let's get outta here," Germany replies, quickly the two countries walked out of the room to make some food for lunch later.

Alabama crawled over to Illinois and tapped him on the shoulder. "What? Who-? Oh, what's up Ala?" Alabama pointed at a sleeping Indiana and Ohio snuggling together. "Can we switch spots?" He asks. "What do I get outta this?"

"I'll give you the Kit-Kat in the Lunchable I packed." 

"Deal." Illinois moved his sleeping back out of the way so Alabama could put his there. Then he went back to his nap. Alabama snuggled against Indiana, smiling. Yeah, this was worth the loss of a Kit-Kat. 

+Time skip+

California and N.Y we're in their little tent. Well, it was for everyone but since it was only used when states wanted quiet so they could read, and since they were some of the only ones that knew how and enjoyed it, they stayed in there a lot. The tent was a dark blue and purple mix. Sort of a space vibe, with a small glow and the dark stars that lit it up since normally the tent was away from a lot of light, for a more calming atmosphere. Normally, the two boys read unbothered, but some people would always come in randomly to annoy the two friends. "HEY, GUYS!!" Speak of the devil...

Texas, Louie, and Florida all walked inside their tent. "What do you want. I'm busy reading..." California growled trying to get back to his political book. He normally brought them from home since no book interested him at the daycare. "Ohhh~ What about? Can I read?" Texas asks sitting beside the smaller state. "No."

"Too bad." Texas scooted closer to California and peeked over his shoulder so he could read. Meanwhile, Louie had climbed on top of N.Y trying to take his beanie. He had no real reason of trying to take it, but the other never let anyone seen his hair. Well besides his brothers and family. "Come on Yorkie we just wanna peek!!" Florida whined.

"NO, GET OFF ME!! GERMANY!! GERMANY!!" N.Y yelled, his grip on the beanie tightened. "PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Louie begged, trying to yank the hat off of him. "NO! NO! NO!" California handed Texas his book before grabbing Louisiana and Florida by the collar and dragging them outside of the tent. "HEY LOOK GUYS IT'S D.C PLAYING ALONE HE LOOKS SO SAD!!" He yelled.