Australia: You guys should treat spiders the way they want to be treated!!
D.C & Gov: Killed without hesitation?
Tokyo: nO-
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Texas: What's for dinner?
Florida: *accidentally burnt the food* regret.
Gov: Wow no idea you were for dinner Florida-
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N.Y: Time for plan G.
Cali: Don't you mean plan B?
N.Y: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Washington: What about plan D?
N.Y: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Geo: What about plan E?
N.Y: I'm hoping not to use it. North Carolina dies in plan E.
Geo: I like plan E.
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Georgia: *Realizing that some people ship him and N.C* I CAN'T DO IT!
Florida: *laughing* I CAN'T EITHER!
Geo: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!!!!
Louie: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
N.C: *traumatized*
Geo: I appreciate it,
Geo: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
PA: Georgia-
Geo: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Texas: Geo we gotta-
Geo: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!!!!!
Geo: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Geo: *motioning to N.C* NOT FUCKING THIS!!
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Texas: Cali, my old arch enemy.
Oklahoma: ... I thought I was your arch enemy...?
Texas: I have a life outside of you, Oklahoma.
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Mississippi: Would you stab one of the three of us in the leg for 10 million gold?
Geo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Alabama: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Geo: Good thinking.
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Alaska: Bye Hawaii! Bye Rhode! Bye N.Y! Bye Wyoming! Bye Hawaii!
Wyoming: You said 'bye Hawaii' twice...?
Alaska: I like Hawaii. :)
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