We just doing cannon heads tho because I'm lazy.
This is what happens when I'm reading comments and think to myself...
sorry ;-;
We have one very Chaotic boi and a constantly Horny fucker. take it or leave it.
I feel like sometimes cuddles turn into very... naughty stuff after about 5 minutes. Thanks, Miami-
Texas started freaking the fuck out.
Florida started fangirling-
Miami is the reason Houston is no longer a virgin. + another mad Texas point :D
Houston every time he's bent over around Miami he gets his ass slapped
Austin is scared of both of them after the last sleepover they had... Let's just say... the bed was squeaking very loudly underneath him. (Bunk beds are the best beds. you get to sleep with a pal ok-)
I think they visit each other's cities a lot.
Houston loves Miami's beaches, Miami loves the food in Houston
Miami will randomly sit on Houston's lap if he's sitting sometimes.
No idea who would be top and who would be bottom in this situation...
Miami holds off on the Horny if Houston is sad
Alcohol Fridays-
They ride horses and play video games together, Miami normally wins the games because he does 'something' to distract Houston when he's losing.
After a long day of causing his family pain, he goes home and snuggles with Miami :>
Miami has a gator hoodie and you can't change my mind.
Miami 100% steals Houston's things lol-
Miami constantly flirts with Houston in Spanish, not many states or cities know what he's talking about but Texas is loading his gun every time.
Houston does most of the cooking and fixing things
When Houston is working out you bet your pizza rolls Miami is in there checking him out and yelling loud ass flirts from the other side of the room, it gets really weird if someone else is working out with him. Exactly why Detroit stopped-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfic.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
