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The states every Saturday have a clean-up day just to clean the house. Florida rarely does his chores-
On Sunday mostly while Utah is at church because he only picks the Christian-related games, the states have a game night.
Hear me out. Louie's favorite song is the Reeses Puffs song-
Do you think Texas would start screaming if he saw someone standing on a horse as they rode it-?
Moscow and D.C get along well Moscow just hates Gov to be honest
When the capitals of the world have meetings it's 150% worse than the state meetings. Just gonna put that out there-
Nebraska is confused 24/7
Colorado is high 24/7
Colorado sometimes very rarely sells his weed to Cali
I feel like California would smoke and stuff when he's panicked and just plain hating himself.
What if I told you Mississippi knows how to speak enchantment table...
Do you think N.C and Geo collect their soda cans and make things out of them? N.C making a Pepsi sword just sounds right to me...
Alaska needs a daily bottle of vodka before he actually leaves his bedroom.
N.Y and Cali vibe to music together
Snuggles in this household are most of the time acceptable
I feel like drunk N.Y would be saying the most random shit for no reason-
Why do I feel like D.C makes a lot of political and history jokes like "I have a book on political jokes but I can't remember where I leftest."
N.Y Alaska and Wyoming all have a pretty messed up sense of humor, another reason they get along
Nevada is no longer allowed to see Utah's kids after teaching them to curse and gamble.
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