(middle of a meeting btw)
Georgia: Hey guys maybe you shou-
Texas & Oklahoma: SHUT UP GEORGIA!! *starts arguing again*
Georgia: oh... Ok...
Mary: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU TWO THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY ONLY FWEND LIKE THAT!?!?! *Talking out his gun*
Mary: FUCKING APOLOGIZE!!
Texas & Oklahoma: Sorry-
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Georgia: *has Maryland on his shoulders* Hi y'all!
N.Y: why is-
Georgia: he likes to feel tall...
N.Y: oh...
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Georgia: Try this *places down peach cobbler*
Mary: what is it?
Georgia: don't ask. Just try
Mary: ok :)
Mary: *takes a bite* Holy shit...
Georgia: knew you'd like it :)
Mary: *he holds out an empty plate* more please
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Mary: *holding a gun* IF ANYONE HURTS GEORGIA IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM THEN MYSELF!!
Georgia: but then we can't be fwends anymore...
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Cali: what are you two doing?
Mary & Georgia: cuddling do you wanna join?
Cali: yeah-
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Mary: What ya got there South...
S.C: *holding Georgia hostage* a smoothie-
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Mary: Gov go to bed.
Gov: no I have work to do
Georgia: *grabs him by his collar* TO BED
Mary: :)
Georgia: *drags him to his room and throws him on his bed* Night Gov!
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Texas: What the fuck is that?
Georgia: a new dog I kidnapped from its abusive owner *holding a pitbull*
Mary: omg- can I hold 'em?!
Georgia: yeah! :)
Texas: I can't even be mad, let me hug him
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Georgia: *wearing a bunch of mary's pride* Mary look!
Mary: :O
Georgia: how do I look?
Mary: fucking fantastic like always
Georgia: no u
Mary: no u
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Mary: *pucnhing a wall* THOSE ASSHATS!!! I SWEAR TO THEY'RE BITCHES!!!!
Georgia: Wanna talk about hun?
Mary: *nodding* mhm....
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Georgia: Where'd all this traffic come from?
Mary: they're probably looking at you because you can stop traffic.
Georgia: how so?
Mary: Because everyone stops to stare at your beautiful face
Georgia: Awwww~ no u
Mary: no u
Georgia: I love you bro no homo-
Mary: love you too hun no homo
Georgia & Mary: *finger guns*
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Mary: if you could be anywhere right now where would you go
Georgia: I'd stay here with you
Mary: bro...
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Again no ideas-
Lol
I love the internet btw-
(didn't make this but still)
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