Texas: *In a store freaking out because he can't find Austing* MY SON WHERE THE FUCK-
Austin: *In the store clothing racks* OoOo~
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Cali & Texas: *Arguing*
Cali: YA KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU TEXAS!! *Storms off*
Austin: YEAH! FUCK YOU DAD! *follows him* (Austin liked Copying Cali)
Texas: CALIFORNIA IMA GONNA KICK YOUR-
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Austin: Hey Juneau
Juneau: Oh hello Austin!
Austin: I uhhh... Got ya this nice flower, I thought you'd like it
Juneau: *Takes the rose and puts it in Austin's hair* I think it looks better on you! But thanks anyway! *he walks off*
Austin: *loading computer noises*
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Austin: DADDY DADDY! LOOK I DREW OUR FAMILY PORTRAIT!!
Texas: Aww come here let me- *Sees California and Sacramento on the page*
Texas: why are Cali and Sacramento there cowboy..?
Austin: Because every Saturday you and him get sick then you both go to his room and then loud noises come from there, I try to see but the door is locked
Texas: *Knowing he was drunk fucking California* uhhhhhhhh-
Austin: what were those noises dad?
Texas: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A NICE DRAWING I THINK IM GONNA HANG IT UP ON THE FRIDGE!!!
Austin: YAY!!
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Oklahoma City: Hey Austin guess what!
Austin: What?
Oklahoma City: So you know how you've had this huge crush on Juneau!
Austin: Yeah...?
O.C: I heard he likes you to-
Austin: *Runs up Juneau*
Juneau: Oh hello Austin!
Austin: *kisses his cheek and runs off*
Juneau: OH OH MY WHAT- *gay panic*
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Sacramento: Give me one good reason I should let Texas date my dad
Austin: hmmm... Oh!
Austin: Texas gives me candy whenever we're at the store together!
Sacramento: DEAL!!
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
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