Well, this was kinda awkward...
Mary, Geo, Kentucky, and Utah were all somehow dragged to a party with their adoptive sons. Kentucky was still trying to figure out what the hell was going on and where the hell is an exit, Georgia was staying as close as he could to Mary, Mary was trying his best to comfort him, and Utah had been in the same spot just looking at the cup of wine some random kid handed him. Utah refused to drink unless it was for church. But this... Was just there, in his hands. The devil himself. Wine was for church only.
"Guys... I don't like this, where's Florida and Louie I wanna go home." Georgia said, his voice hardly heard because of the music and screams, almost shaking the entire house. "I don't know. I was told we were going to a small religious gathering by Coco... Pardon my language but he's a liar." Kentucky rolled his eyes, trying to find the nearest exit so he and his friends could leave.
"AYE!! HANDS OFF MOTHER FUCKER!!" Maryland yelled pulling out his taser. A lot of people were drunk and very touchy. "Wooooooo! lil' dude! Chill I'll show you a good time~" Some random creep says. Kentucky growled and quickly dragged his friends upstairs and into a bedroom, thank god it was empty. "We gotta get out of here, that's way too much social interaction for me. 50 people are enough." Geo says gripping his sleeve.
"What about the Window?" Kentucky suggests. "NO! NO! NO WINDOW!!" Utah yells. "Window," Mary replies with a grin, Utah still refusing. Geo nods and starts pushing Utah towards it. "Wiiiiiiiiiiindoooooooow."
With a small push, he was out and in some bushes. Kentucky jumped next, then the last two. "IS EVERYONE OK?! IF YOUR DEAD RAISE YOUR HAND!!" Geo yells, quickly looking through some of the bushes. Kentucky and Mary raised their hands... Of course. Utah pops his head out. "OH!! I'M ALIVE!!" Mary grabs his arm dragging him off with the rest, as the rest of them moved towards the front to get the car. "I wanna drive in my truck," Kentucky says. Mary was about to object when Geo covers his mouth, slowly shaking his head. Kentucky cared more about his truck than Daddy Andy. And... That's a lot.
Objecting that could have costed the poor state some crabs later.
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