Moscow: if I was your husband I'd poison your coffee
Gov: if I was your husband I'd drink it
D.C: DAAAAMMMNNN-
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Paris: im a total snack~
London: yeah and your past your expiration date
Paris: you bitch-
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Rome: *sobbing hysterically*
Gov: DEAR GOD ROME ARE YOU OK?!
Rome: I DROPPED MY PIZZA
Gov: ...
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Moscow: So... What's it like being in charge of Amerika?
Gov: It's like stepping on legos every day of your life but they keep complaining when you try to build better things out of them...
D.C: Honestly that's how I would describe it but you forgot the gunshot wounds.
Gov: oh- right yeah and gunshot wounds
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Tokyo: are you ok?
Gov: no but that for asking!
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Berlin: do- do you guys still like me?
Tokyo: of course!
Beijing: I mean you owe me 100 bu-
Gov: *slaps Beijing* YES WE DO!!
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Tokyo: hey are you-
D.C: I listen to the same playlist every fucking day don't ask me if I'm ok...
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Beijing: Dude how-
Moscow: Amerikans...
Florida: *who broke into the meeting and is trying to set Madrid on fire* GOV GET UR HANDS OFF ME-
Gov: NO STOP-
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Gov: fuck love I don't need-
Tokyo: *walks by flashing him a small smile*
Gov: Ya know maybe I was wrong because now I think I want my love to fuck me-
D.C: 😏
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Paris: IM GONNA INVADE YOU MOSCOW!!
Moscow: *rubs oil on himself and lights himself on fire*
Paris: AHHHH--
Moscow: ONE CAN NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MOSCOW-
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Rome: Aye... Don't get upsetti
Rome: HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI
Berlin: Ya know... I'd like that
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Tokyo: *kisses Gov*
Gov: w-what was that?
Tokyo: my affection?
Gov: disgusting
Tokyo: :(
Gov: do it again *grabs her hand*
Tokyo: :)
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D.C: Hey- guess what
Gov: what?
D.C: Florida is doing something stupid again and I need your help-
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Warsaw: Hey guys!
Moscow: oh look it's the guy who saw a war!
Warsaw: watch your step because when your not looking im pushing you down a flight of stairs.
:)
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
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