(Really don't like Florida in that picture ngl- anyway, this was requested by @B hope ya like it :>)Thirdperson POV:
"FUCK YOU!"
"NO FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU!!"
"FUCK ALL OF YA!!!"
Mass looked out the window ignoring the loud "Fuck you's" of the northeastern states. Contemplating his life choices and wondering if joining the Union was a good idea. Then his mind wandered further. Thinking of his boyfriend, Florida. They kept their relationship a bit of a secret worried about what the others would say. But they still adored each other. He smiled a little thinking of all the fun times they've had. And all the craziest times they've had. Like that time they went to the zoo, then Florida ran off. And about an hour or so later he and a zookeeper found him cuddling alligators. Then they got banned! So... Maybe it wasn't his best idea for a date. But Florida was having a fun time before getting banned so... He'd call it a win.
"Mass...?" Mass's grin widened taking a sip of his dunkies "Mass!" Oh all the dirty things he could do to Florida later that- "DICK HEAD!!! YA ALIVE!?!?"
"WHAT NEW YORK?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YA WANT?!"
"Ya haven't said a word since this meeting started. Ya good?" Massachusetts finally took note of all the eyes looking at him. "Y-yeah im fine."
"You sure hun?"
"MARYLAND HOW'D YA GET IN?!"
"We have our ways"
"GEORGIA WHAT THE FUCK-"
+Time skip+
Massachusetts stomps over to Florida's room and slams the door open. "MASS!! You terrified me!" Florida screamed. "Sorry, sunshine. C-can I have some cuddles? Please...?" Mass has a huge soft side for Florida. Anyone else he'd tell them to go fuck themselves with a chainsaw if they wanted to cuddle. Florida giggles and pats the bed.
Mass grins like a puppy seeing its owner come home after a long day at work. Rushing into bed and snuggling close to Florida. "What's got ya all grumpy anyway? Don't think I didn't hear that really loud stomping."
"People being bitches. New York still touching me. The usual.""I see. Wanna get some dunkies after this then?" Massachusetts nods hugging his sunshine tighter.
Meanwhile, as the two lover birds or rather secret love birds cuddled two states watched in amazement. "How the fuck did Florida cheer up Masshole in just five seconds?" N.J whispered, clearly shaking. "No idea... But im scared... And they're dating? Why didn't they tell us?" New York replies, snapping a quick photo. "Mass has trust issues ya know." N.Y nods and quickly the two scurry away. A little blackmail never hurt anyone.
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here