Florida: *As Texas* Hey Cali!
Cali: Hank! (one of his Fwends) Please bring me my crowbar...
Florida: WAIT CALI I LOVE YOU!! YOU WOULDN'T HURT ME WOULD YOU?!
Cali: I know it's you Florida. Texas doesn't smell like oranges.
Florida: Oh.
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Geo: *sleeping in a cup*
PA: *Picks up the cup and starts poking him*
Geo: Whhhhaaaaaatttt
PA: I'm bored and you look cute
Geo: No u good night
PA: HEY IM NOT DONE!!
Geo: I am good night
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N.Y: Ever thought that of we die we would just be a pile of ink..
Cali: Are you ok?
N.Y: when was I ever?
Cali: fair enough
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Mississippi: STAWP!!
Alabama: *playing soccer with Ohio*
Mississippi: HELP PLEASE WHERE'S MY BODY FUUUUCK OW!
Ohio: SOCCER BALLS DON'T SPEAK SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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D.C: *reading*
Louie: *comes up from behind*
Louie: *Insert random moan here*
D.C: *Blushing* IF YOU DON'T STOP SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Texas: Cali
Cali: *hugging Greg* (Another one-) Yeah?
Texas: You know they aren't real right?
Cali: THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
Texas: OK OK CHILL
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Austin: Dad. Do I have a mom?
Texas: *Points at a dead scientist* Yeah right there
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
