(Geo and Ross would be the same person-)
Alabama: So... We cooking a cake?
Tenn: ppffft- Yes, we are.
Geo: *randomly takes out a coke can from Alabama's pocket*
Ala: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THOSE-
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Geo: How do we unbake this cake when we-
Ala: *Slaps him* shush.
Geo: ,:C
Mary: DID YOU JUST TOUCH THE CHILD!! *kicks down the door holding a rifle*
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Tenn: GEORGIA STOP TRYING TO PUT COKE IN THE CAKE!! YOU'RE RUINING IT!!
Geo: Y-YOU... KNOW WHAT TENNESSEE!! YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED IT BY BEING HERE!! FUCK OFF-
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Alabama: I JUST WANNA COOK A CAKE WITH ME PALS BUT THEY'RE BEING JERKS!!
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Tenn: Ala. Fill this up with some water.
Ala: Geo, go fill this with some water, not your spit.
Geo: Wha-
Ala: Or coke.
Geo: I hate it here >:C
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Geo: ahh shit.
Tenn: What's wrong?
Geo: My uber is almost here.
Ala: Why the hell did you order an uber?
Geo: It has food :D
Tenn: WE'RE BAKING A CAKE GEORGIA!!
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Ala: *pours Geo's coke down the drain* Cry about it.
Geo: *takes off his hat to reveal another*
Tenn: :O
Ala: |:C
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Geo: Can I mix the stuff?
Ala: ok... *hands him the bowl*
Geo: *intense stirring*
Tenn: OK THAT'S ENOUGH-
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Ala: YOU KNOW WHAT GEO. SIT ON THE COUNTER!! GO.
Geo: *sits* >:<
Tenn: Good stay there.
Geo: *takes out a can of coke from the drawer* B)
Tenn: WHY AND HOW?!
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~oven noises~
Geo: Do you think I could fit in there and have one of you cook me alive?
Tenn: GOD DAMN IT GEO STOP-
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Ala: TENN WHY DID YOU BREAK THE CAKE!!
Tenn: I DIDN'T!!
Geo: *causally eating sprinkles*
Ala: STOP EATING THE DECORATIONS!!
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Geo: *Stabs the lid of some more sprinkles, and the lid comes off*
Ala's brain: He's older than me, he's more mature he won't-
Geo: ACHOO *dumps it on the cake*
Ala: And to think I had faith in you...
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Tenn: Time to sign it. :D *signs his name*
Ala: Ok. hold on. *signs*
Geo: *starts writing really big in frosting* G-E-
Ala: WHY ARE YOU SIGNING OVER MY NAME STOP!! YOU CAN HAVE TWO LETTERS!!
Geo: MY NICKNAME ISN'T TWO LETTERS ALABAMA!! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO START CALLING YOU AL?!
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Ala: I think that we, as friends. Made the best cake in the world. :)
Tenn: Yeah :D
Geo: *casually takes a coke out of the cake and takes a sip* :D
Ala: My pain is immeasurable and my day is fucking ruined.
Tenn: I'm going to bed :C
Geo: Want some? *grabs another piece*
Ala: Absolutely not. I wanna go home.
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
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