More kid cannon heads :D

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Hear me out ok... Kentucky as a kid would look at random people passing by and then say something random that has nothing to do with the person like: "Geo, where do baby horses come from?"

Illinois got punished a lot for accidentally cursing

Albany and N.Y make pizzas together :D

Austin gets lost in his thoughts a lot to the point where it's kinda concerning because he could be staring at the same blank wall for 3-4 hours. Not even breathing sometimes-

Utah and his kids have dance night Fridays change my fucking mind.

Georgia and Atlanta still scream at the sight of snow

Tallahassee's favorite movie is Emperor's New Grove

Phenox is scared of his dad, and so is Santa Fe

California likes hugging states while he's on fire purposely 

Alaska will hug Cali when he's too cold sometimes if he can't do much else

Alabama would be the type of guy to walk up to a random state and insult them, just because

Idaho low key has a potato army in his room

Boston likes climbing into Mass's bed and sleeping there all the time

N.Y plays dress-up with Albany whenever he's free there were multiple times a state has walked in on him in a princess dress and a face full of make-up. Let's not forget a tiara. And every time that same state has had a gun to their head-

Harrisburg is kinda a bean. But he's seen some messed-up shit...

Lil' Alaska would totally try killing Santa because Louie and Florida said it would be fine and he'd be the next Saint Nick lol












I have no ideas again...

How are ya?

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