Austin: Dad... I have a boyfriend now.
Texas: I just wanna talk to him *Loading a gun*
Austin: wha- DAD NO
Texas: I just wanna talk to him
Austin: STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Texas: I just wanna talk to him.
Austin: PUT THE GUN AWAY DAD PLEASE-
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Alabama: WHERE IS HE
Illinois: dude the hell ya-
Ohio: *slaps him*
Indiana: oh HI LOVES!!! *insert intense waving from down the hall*
Ohio & Alabama: :)
Illinois: :C
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CNN: *Screaming at Fox*
Fox: *screaming back*
Max: wait till she finds out that's his mating call-
Sky: You Americans confuse me...
ABC: You'll get used to it.
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N.Y: *sips coffee*
N.Y: Humanity was a mistake.
N.Y.T: True.
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+Civil war+
(Sound lives in my head rent-free)
Texas: Fuck the Yankees.
Florida: Yeah fuck the Yankees.
+Next day+
Florida: *Limps into the room* Hey guess who I hooked up with last night~
Texas: Who?
Florida: D.C~
Texas: WHAT?!
Florida: You said fuck the Yankees...
Florida: *Blushing* You didn't mean literally-
Texas: NO I DIDN'T MEAN-
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Mass: I'm glad I'm not a bird.
Florida: why?
Mass: I don't know how you would be able to walk in the spring.
Florida: Wait what? I don't... Oh.
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D.C: Ok. Where's Gov?
I.D.C: I think he got out again-
D.C: FUCK SOMEONE GET MY WALLET!!
Warsaw: Why wallet?
I.D.C: it's one of the only ways to find him...
+Meanwhile+
Gov and Tokyo at a nearby pet store playing with all the pets.
Tokyo: Isn't this better than committing Tax fraud? :)
Gov: I won't admit to anything- *snuggling a puppy*
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfic.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
