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by ImWeridOk

by ImWeridOk

Texas: What would you do if I hit Cali?

N.Y: Simple process really, first I would inject as much poison into you as possible. Then while you are unconscious I would take your body, shove it in a bag, drive about 3 hours away from the house. From there I dig a 12ft hole. Place your body in it. Cover it up with some dirt, place a dead animal ontop, cover that up too. That way if the cops come looking for you most likely they will find the animal and think it's a false alarm. Not only that, I wouldn't be a suspect.

Texas: O-Ok... But now you just told me your plan!

N.Y: *grinning* Who said that was the plan?

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Some random guy: Gimmie your number hun~

District: BE GONE THOT!!

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Santa Fe: DAD! THEY PUT A GIRL TOY IN MY HAPPY MEAL!!

N.M: Well, sorry hun but I am not going back.

S.F: *crying*

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Nobody:

Gov at any given moment: *vanishes*

D.C: What. The. Fuck-

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(uno wit some cities again, but the game has been going for about an hour. :D)

Houston: AND WE WERE GONNA FINISH!!

Miami: That's what she said~

Austin: Not again-

Houston: Wait... That's what she said we were gonna finish?

Houston: You trying to fuck or something?

Miami: Did I stutter? My room. After this game.

Austin: *Crying* guys why in front of me...

Tallahassee: *crying too* Your lucky your room isn't right next door-

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Austin: YOU KNOW WHAT IMA SAY IT!!

L.A: Go on. Do it.

Austin: I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW!!

L.A: >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sacromento: Oh my god he said it...

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