D.C: I... it's all Ohio?
Ohio: *holding a gun* Always has been
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N.Y: *Drunk* Isn't weird that our parents will only know us for a small portion of their lives while we know them forever...?
Gov: I don't know my dad-
Alaska: Lucky.
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Minnesota: I'd like to be referred to as Texas 2 from now on.
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Cali: Wait till Germaphobes find out about the country of Germany.
Berlin: I... hate you...
Cali: Same :)
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Oregon: looking up the 50 most popular women changed my life...
Washington: ok? *Looks it up*
Washington: I-Is that Justin...?
Oregon: *wheeze*
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Florida: Name the dumbest thing you've ever heard.
D.C: Are you sure?
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Warsaw: Where are you going Gov?
Gov: Well... From what I heard Texas pushed Oklahoma off the roof. Then Geo pushed N.C off after him. Then the two fell on Kentucky's truck and now from what I've heard, he's about to stab the other two. And I need to go home.
Tokyo: What the...
Moscow: Yo, America is lit.
Mexico City: How is that lit tho...?
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Wyoming: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend, the dawning realization that I fucked up bad!
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
