Falcons are the only ones in the house with long hair and he gets teased a lot for it
Buffalo is no longer allowed near fold up tables
Everyone calls the jaguars tigers for laughs
Titans gets called the Elon musk ball-
L.A Rams likes surfing and being by water
The Panthers love black panther (The movie btw-)
Everyone forgets the Fordham Rams exist
Cincinnati Bengals loves bagels so that's his nickname
Dallas Cowboys hate everyone and thinks their better than everyone, and steals the Steelers coffee-
Arizona Cardinals is the house baker, and also really loves birds. And a very high heat tolerance.
Judging by their logo alone New Orleans Saints y'all like to be well dressed and hate the messes everyone makes around the house that you always have to clean.
San Francisco 49ers get called the southern fellas lol-
The Giants are actually very short-
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
