Dreamnoblade one shots for funsies

Clayson

{I'm really sorry, I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't get the idea out of my head. Makes sense if you saw the stream earlier today.}

Groaning at the constant demands of the voices, Techno pulled out a name tag and wrote down the name, "Clayson." Smiling that his handwriting wasn't as scrawled as it usually was, he hopped over to the kennel to attach it to one of his many dogs. More and more of them were getting names now, hopefully he wouldn't run out.

Strolling back to his house, he flinched. "That's not the right name!" The voices screamed in rapid succession, giving him a familiar headache.

"What? You're wrong, it wasn't Claiton, it was Clayson! I would've remembered if there was an I." He continued arguing with the voices, shouting out loud because it helped him cope better and there wasn't anyone around. "Alright, alright, I'll check, but only to prove that you're all fools."

Techno closed his eyes and started the arduous, yet mercifully short, process of rewinding the voices. Soon he came to the voice in question, seeing in his mind the correct name and spelling. "Oh." He mumbled, snapping back to reality. "Uh, oops, sorry about that." Resigning himself to embarrassment, he moved to go back to the kennel.

However, he opened the door to see a white smiley face whose smugness was palpable. "Clayson, huh?"

Oh come on. "Greetings Dream." Of all people.

"Sounds oddly familiar, could you be thinking of me perhaps?" The joviality of his voice was terrifying. "But you didn't know I was coming, why would you be thinking about me in your day to day life, hmmm?"

Dream creeped further into Techno's personal space, his bright, annoying smile plain as day despite the mask. Blushing with who knows what, Techno elbowed him, heavy enough to hurt a bit, but nothing Dream couldn't take. "You're the worst." He groaned before walking past him to get to the kennel.

Immediately, Dream followed, draping an arm around his shoulders as they walked. "And why did you write Clay ~*son*~? Are my future children on your mind? Why ever would you be thinking of that?" Giggles started escaping from his cocky persona.

Techno wanted nothing more than to curl up into a ball and hide, though he didn't resist the arm on his shoulder. "Why don't you just shut up."

Finally Dream burst into a high pitched wheeze, subconsciously pulling Techno closer as he doubled over himself in laughter. His laughing fit was so bad that he had to pull up his mask to wipe away the stray tears from his eyes, kettle noises flowing nonstop. At the sight of Dream's wide open, ear to ear grin and his freckled cheeks stained red from how light headed he was getting, Techno couldn't help but smile to himself and silently snort out a chuckle in amusement. What a nerd.