Dreamnoblade one shots for funsies

A captain's call

"Wilbur, please, anything but this!"

"Just do it Techno, it'll work I promise!"

"No it won't."

"You're just being stubborn. I'm going to go get him, you stay put."

Dream was very confused about the conversation he just overheard. He was sitting by the bonfire, eating the dinner they had just hunted, but since he was closest to the tent where his captain and the secretary were, and since his hearing was almost super human, he could hear them. However, that didn't mean he had any idea what was going on.

As he sat there baffled, he heard the sound of footsteps coming up behind him before stopping. "Vice captain Dream."

"Secretary Wilbur, nice to see you." Dream responded, standing up but not returning the salute.

Wilbur stood at ease with a wide grin as he said, "Captain Technoblade has something he'd like to discuss with you in his tent. As soon as you're done eating of course."

"I'm finished, I'll be right over." So it was him they were talking about. That still didn't give him any clues about why though. Considering how hesitant Techno sounded and how devious Wilbur acted, it wasn't out of the question that he could be relieved of duty. As he walked across the camp, he thought of what he might've done wrong. There were definitely times when Techno seemed angry with him, but he could never figure out why before. His only hope was that Techno would let him know this time. With a sigh he opened the tent and immediately came eye to eye with his captain. His noble captain who was sweating profusely as he leaned, draped seductively over his sleeping mat with his shirt unbuttoned and a flower gripped in between his teeth. Dream couldn't stop the high pitched wheeze that exploded from him.

Techno started regretting everything the moment he saw his vice captain fall to the ground as he laughed at him. He knew this stupid plan wouldn't work. His sword was right by his pillow, maybe there was a quick and clean solution to his overwhelming embarrassment. Instead, he continued to sit there, the flower falling from his mouth as he flopped onto his back to stare at the tent roof.

After a solid thirty minutes of laughter, Dream seemed to calm down as he sat back up. "Sorry for laughing, it's just that it was so unexpected." He said, still stifling his laughter.

"Please just leave and forget about all of this. This was all a dream." Techno muttered, covering his beet red face.

"No, I don't want to, I'm too curious. What was this about, seducing me?" Dream asked with a laugh.

Thinking back to the previous few hours, that word did come into conversation. "I wouldn't put it that way." Techno dreaded as Dream stayed silent, sneaking a peek at him to try to figure out what was going on. To his surprise, Dream was wearing an uncharacteristically gentle smile and looking directly at him. Blushing, he turned back into his hands.

"There's a lot of preparation here, the flowers, the scented candles. How long have you two been planning this?" Dream asked, his voice more peppy than his previous smile would suggest.

Techno chuckled a bit under his breath. "Well we've been talking about it for like three m-" He stopped himself in embarrassment of how long this one sided crush had been going on.

"Wait, then is the whole reason you appointed me vice captain because..." Dream trailed off and Techno dared another peek at his face. It was unreadable. Admiration, excitement, joy. Could it be?

"So if you don't want to forget this... then what?" Techno didn't stop looking at Dream.

With a shy smile he said, "Yeah, I suppose we could try it out."

"It being?" Techno hesitantly started.

Dream laughed again, more relaxed and carefree. "Dating of course!"