Dreamnoblade one shots for funsies

Marriage POG

It was the happiest day of Techno's life. He had married Dream, the man of his dreams, and their reception was short. As they drove off into the sunset towards the house that they now had together, Techno remembered that tonight he could finally do the thing he'd been waiting to do for years. It had been so long of looking longingly at Dream in admiration, it had been agonizing.

Techno carried Dream bridal style out of the car, hardly waiting for what would come next. He laid Dream down on the bed and began taking both of their clothes off, not forgetting the mask.

Then he took Dream's now discarded clothes and put them on. "Stat boost pog!" He shouted, excited to finally receive the coveted level six armor. The mask was a bit of a hassle, but anything to get the level six armor. As he stood there excited, talking to himself about not just the armor, but the other stat boosts he would get, Dream sat on the bed. Shirtless and suddenly regretting everything.

{HAHAHA I watched Techno's bannerlord stream and immediately had to do this memey idea. Sorry to everyone who was legitimately excited for this.}