Dreamnoblade one shots for funsies

Kill la kill + technomaid

{I doubt this will make any sense if you haven't seen the anime, just btw}

Techno stared at himself in the mirror. He was no longer wearing his school uniform, that had been ripped up already. Instead, he wore an extra frilly black and pink maid outfit with a skirt that barely covered what it meant to. Every poofy, bow-filled inch of it made his skin crawl and his hair stand on end. His face flushed brighter than the sun as he tugged at the numerous accessories, hoping despite his best judgments that something would come off.

"I find it very rude that you don't like what I look like Technoblade." Spoke the outfit in a whiny British tone.

"I'm just saying that this doesn't look the the strong armor you talked about Tommy."

"Please stop calling me that, you know I don't like that name, I want to be called something cool. Like Big Man."

"Whatever, if you're lying to me I swear I will burn you once you come off."

The outfit started shouting nervously but was quickly interrupted by a loud crash from outside. Techno knew exactly what it was. He was hesitant to be seen in public, red still clinging to his face, but he rushed out just in time to see the area get blown up, the monster responsible cackling as he continued to shoot out random missiles. Shocked, he felt a piece of shrapnel ram into his side. He winced from the pain, it really hurt, but he was shocked that he was barely flung back. It definitely should've hit harder.

"Wait, that didn't kill me? It should've killed me."

"It's the power of the outfit Technoblade, you gotta believe! Embrace the cutesy parts and you will be unstoppable, an attack like that won't even faze you!"

Everything Tommy said sounded absurd, but who was he to judge, he was talking to a dress that drank blood and blabbered about whatever "pog" was, who's to say that it couldn't also protect him from an explosion. "You know what. To heck with it, you say I have to love the frills, I'll love the frills, this day has been weird enough already." Tommy shouted in exclamation as they dove into battle against the monster, hints of epic music growing in the background.

The next week Dream was walking down the school hallway from football practice, wondering why the captain suddenly got obsessed with training them. He turned the corner and saw the back of someone wearing the most overly lavish pink maid outfit he had ever seen. He instantly recognized the pink hair and broad shoulders of his rival and just had to respond. "Cute outfit there bacon." He laughed.

Techno turned his head slowly and Dream noticed the look in his eyes, determined and confident. His posture held tight and his chest even seemed to puff out a little, every little action betraying how Techno was wearing the weird outfit with pride, embracing the stares people surely gave him. In short, Techno was rocking the frilly outfit he was wearing. And that was hot.

Obviously still feeling mocked, Techno grabbed his shoulder and slammed him to a wall with strength he hadn't had before. "You can't embarrass me that easily, not for another three hundred years." He said, face that was framed by fluttering ribbons glaring closely at his. Dream was pretty sure he visibly swooned.

As Techno left, an explosion rung from the hallway in front of them. Techno expertly turned around and grabbed Dream's arm, pulling him close into the bow on his chest and out of the way of another explosion. And Dream could've died.

Techno wondered what his rival thought, having been saved right after that cool one liner. If he knew him as much as he thought he did, Dream would only laugh at the double standards he held, dissing him for saving him. Still, it didn't matter, there was an innocent in danger. He rushed Dream into a nearby classroom and sat him down in a corner. What he heard next shocked him.

"Take me, I'm yours." His rivals voice had never sounded so buttery and dripping with bliss.

"Uh." He responded, more baffled than anything. A distant explosion reminded him of his duty, forcing him to run out of the room with unasked questions ringing through his head.

Before he was out the door, Dream exclaimed, "Call me!"

Right now, Techno had to fight, he had to defeat everyone who stood in his way and protect those who didn't. But later, once the villain was beat down and peace had returned to the city for even just a moment, he might just do that.