Dreamnoblade one shots for funsies

Tommy's 18th

"Everyone better come, I'll be counting heads!" Tommy texted to the group chat. He had just confirmed that no one in the entire Dream SMP had any other plans on his birthday. This was his big 18 and absolutely everyone had to show up in person for the party. Even Callahan.

"Wouldn't miss it for the world!" Dream replied, having long since booked a flight across the ocean. He'd even talked his parents into letting him bring Drista.

"Yeah yeah." Begrudgingly responded Techno. It had only been a couple days since returned home to California, yet here he was booking another flight. Poor Floof was getting lonely!

The group chat was showered with dozens more affirmative messages, which both wisely chose to temporary mute. Techno flopped onto his bed while Dream sat on his couch, suddenly noticing Patches jumping up to meow at him. Simultaneously, they both took out their phones.

"She misses you!" Dream texted, along with a short video of the cat meowing in seeming protest, giggling softly as he did.

"So bear with me, but I had a weird idea." Techno texted him a fraction of a second later. "Also aw."

"(Ikr!) What's up?"

"Well, do you remember why we decided to keep us a secret?"

"Pretty sure we just thought it would be funny. Did you want to spill the beans?"

"In a way." Techno thought about how to phrase it. "So practically everyone we know is going to be in the same place right?"

"True, I suppose it'd be more genuine that way."

"Genuine, sure, but I was thinking shocking."

"Ooo! Go on."

"I mean it's just a thought, but imagine how they would react if we just started randomly making out?"

"Oh my gosh, that's evil." Dream gasped. "I love it!"

"Haha, are you sure? Isn't Drista going to be there?"

"She walked in on us like 4 times last week, she can handle it. Also we need a solid plan."

"True! What did you have in mind?"

Their chat that evening continued long into the night. So much so that when Tommy's birthday rolled around, they had a full script. Dream had arrived in the UK a few days earlier, having claimed George's guest room. Techno flew in the night before and was crashing at Phil's. They were resolved not to meet until the party.

It started at 3, but people trickled into the rented out community center until just before dinner. One of the late comers was Techno, with the convenient excuse of jet lag. But he wasn't the latest, so they both had to stall. Dream was luckily deep in conversation with Sapnap in a corner far from the door. Techno caught up with Wilbur who he waved over to near the doors where he had decided to plant himself.

When the last few stragglers came in, before even Tommy could notice, Techno stretched with his arms above his head, letting out a yawn, and wandered towards the middle of the room. Dream noticed immediately and started complaining about being peckish, leaving his corner. Secretly, they both smirked.

"Oh, Techno! Nice to see you!" He shouted a bit louder than usual once they were both nearing the center of the room. His acting was a bit off, but it didn't particularly matter.

"Dream!" Techno's voice was similarly loud, but it was able to naturally draw more attention because of how deep it was. "How you doing, man?" They walked towards each other, willing the others to make a path.

Their eyes met, determined and jovial. Then, just before the crowd's attention wandered, they simultaneously reached for the other's face, brought each other close, and sunk their tongues into their boyfriend's throat. All at once the room went dead quiet. When the two continued to make out, chaos erupted. All five phases of grief were happening around them, there was screaming, laughter, expletives, and much more. Dream could hear Quackity somehow doing all three at once. Techno could barely pick up on Ranboo frantically muttering to himself.

After a solid 45 seconds, Dream started to crack, the corners of his lips quivering into the kisses. And even though it was still silent, Techno found Dream's laughter dangerously infectious, so their passionate make out session quickly turned to the two failing to hold back their laughter on each other's lips. They quickly gave up on the kissing charade and Dream broke out in a high pitched wheeze as Techno doubled over himself, a few snorts thrown in for good measure.

"Dream!!" Shouted a very lost George. "What!?!"

This only made Dream inch closer to asphyxiation, but Techno managed to somewhat respond. "Guess what everybody!" He asked sarcastically.

"On my birthday, why on my birthday?!" Tommy mumbled, having burnt out of steam quite a while ago.

"That was great you guys, really, comedy gold!" Schlatt laughed.

"Congrats." Phil sighed, heavily exasperated. "Welcome to the relationship club."