Incoherent

Part 58: Haku and Misty

This chapter will be narrated by Haku-kun.

So fucking everybody is waiting for the humans. I don't get the shit I'm human. Kinda. Sorta. I'm a defective dragon, as Azami likes to say in our fights. In entered what I believe was the whole American army.

Misty:"Ready?"

Haku:"NO! I have no line of defense."

Nuka strolled by and handed me a tool belt and a bullet proof jacket.

Nuka:"NOW YOU DO!"

The tool belt was filled with small revolvers, pistols, a shotgun for some reason, bullets to spare, a samurai sword and a small pocket knife.

Gene:"I got the same thing!"

Haku:"Where did you get all this?"

Nuka:"I have ways kid."

I won't question him. If I do he'll probably give me a 3 hour lecture of nothingness. That's just Nuka. He skips from topic to topic and the lesson ends up being of something utterly useless. I honestly do not understand why HE is the knowledge dragon. I've learned next to nothing. Azami says it's because I'm stubborn and closed minded, which I am not.

Misty:"LOOK OUT!"

And how could I not see that missile coming. At least I jumped out of the way in time.

Misty:"BEHIND YOU!"

Again, but this time with a soldier. Misty had to save my sorry ass. As a shadow dragon she can disappear and reappear, so surprise attacks are her specialty.

Misty:"You should stick close."

Haku:"I don't need you."

Misty:"DUCK!"

Again she had to save me. This is getting tiring. I don't want to have to depend on her all the time. What good is it having dragon's blood if I can't do anything with it. Great. I'll be a slave to my girlfriend and my sister forever. How am I even going to protect Yuki? People like to pretend she's only Mei's, but she's my daughter too. And another thing...

Misty:"HAKU BRACE FOR IMPACT!"

Haku:"WHAT? OH SHIT!"

And that was it. A missile heading right for us. Misty had no time to stop it. No one could get to us fast enough. Looked like Misty was mentally prepared to die, but not emotionally. I swear my life flashed before my eyes as I heard everyone scream.

Azami:"HAKU-KUN!"

Blane:"YOU WON'T GET THERE FAST ENOUGH!"

Azami:"THAT'S MY BABY BROTHER!"

Blane:"HE ISN'T A..."

Sora:"DON'T QUESTION HER!"

I had to do something. I don't want to die! I don't have my PHD yet. Yuki hasn't grown up yet. I haven't married, divorced, then remarried Misty yet. This wasn't going to happen. I stood in front of Misty, took a deep breath, and blew out all the fire possible. I burned the missile off. I was alive. Misty was alive.

Misty:"Nice moves."

Haku:"Thanks."

Azami:"HAKU-KUN!"

And then there's Azami. She intoxicated me in yet another of her to tight obsessive hugs. She was sobbing like a tiny idiot.

Azami:"HAKU-KUN I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN ONLY CHILD! MOM AND DAD WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME! YUKI WOULD BE A HALF ORPHAN! I DONT WANNA ORGANIZE MY BABY BROTHER'S FUNERAL! YOU'RE OKAY! AND YOUR A DRAGON! NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"

And she kept ruining my shirt with her tears. Little troll.

Haku:"Yes I'm okay. Now let go! Your ruining my clothes!"

She just hugged me tighter and cried louder.

Misty:"AW!"

Haku:"NO AW! RELEASE ME FROM THE TINY TERROR!"

Misty:"Nah..."

Instead she joined the hug.

Haku:"Please no..."

In seconds the whole group came to hug me... Shit.

Haku:"I appreciate the affection, but please get off."

Mei:"LET YOURSELF BE LOVED!"

Haku:"IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE?!"

Noemi:"Oh right."

Everyone let go... Except Azami.

Haku:"Let go."

Azami:"NO!"