Incoherent

Chapter 38: Jealousy and Curiosity

So the pizza place was at the mall every couple was there, and Sora, who was alone.

Sora:"Men are such assholes. They should all die."

Azami:"I'll jump on that train."

Smoke:"HEY!"

Sora:" I need a new change in my life."

Noemi:"Please don't shave your head."

Sora:"I won't... but I might get a tattoo..."

Mei:"Oh hell no! YOU ARE NOT DOING SOMETHING PERMANENT!"

Sora:"But... What about a piercing?"

Azami:"A piercing?"

Sora:"YEAH! There's a body art shop right here at the mall! Come on!"

Azami:"She has been wanting a nose ring for a while..."

Mei:"What if you regret it?"

Sora:"Then I'll just take it out.LEARN HOW TO TAKE RISKS!"

Mei:"I CAN TAKE RISKS!"

Sora:"OH YEAH!"

Azami:"Stop it you two."

Sora:"I DARE YOU TO GET SOMETHING PIERCED! ALL OF YOU!"

Azami:"Oh shit."

Mei:"YOU ARE SO ON!"

Noemi:"Fuck."

And about 5 minutes later they were in the body art studio where they found Linda and ... Mr. Komatsu?

Sora:"What are you two doing here?"

Linda:"Oh Ren is getting a tattoo and I got my lip done."

Azami:"Can a teacher even get a tattoo?"

Linda:"If it isn't visible. He's getting his ribs done. What about you girls?"

Sora:"We're all getting piercings!"

Linda:"Really, even Mei?"

Mei:"HEY!"

Suddenly an employee appeared. His name tag read Snake and he had tattoos in every corner of his body.

Snake:"So who's first?"

Mei:"ME! I'll show you I can take risks!"

And they left to the back of the shop.

Then a girl appeared with rainbow rainbow hair and had tattoos also. Her name tag said Megan.

Megan:"Okay who am I incharge of?"

Sora:"ME!"

Megan sat her down. Disenfected and cleaned everything. Marked her nose for where she wanted her ring. Pierced it and put in a silver loop.

Sora:"WOOHOO! Who's next? Azami..."

Azami:"Fine I'll get a belly ring."

Same process.

Noemi:"I'm not playing your stupid game Sora. I'm just getting new tunnels for my ears."

Sora:"Fine... Hakuuu..."

Misty:"HA! Haku doesn't have the balls!"

Haku:"THAT IS IT!"

Azami:"I DARE YOU TO GET YOUR ASS PIERCED!"

Haku:"No. My ears."

And so he did.

Misty:"Now you look like a douche instead of a geek."

Haku:"Fuck off."

Misty:"No."

At that moment Mr. Koma... We mean Ren, stepped out shirtless. His new rib tattoo was of a tree of life.

Linda:"Oh it looks great!"

Ren:"I know and the shadows are awesome."

And he looked up and saw his students standing there. Suddenly he got nervous.

Ren:"Oh uh... Hey girls."

Azami:"Hello professor "Ren". Nice tattoo I'm sure the other teachers will love it!"

Ren:"Yeah... Um... I'm gonna go get dressed."

Sora:"DAMMIT AND THE VIEW WAS GETTING NICE!"

The girls burst out laughing ignoring Linda's deathstare. Then they saw Stone walking around with Freija. They looked like they were having a good time.

Linda:"What's he doing here, with her!"

Azami:"Lilith told you they were dating."

Linda:"I didn't know they'd date here!"

Sora:"Problem?"

Linda:"No! Its just that, ew is she wearing the same sweats she used for battle training? Disgusting much. And also who wears sweats to a date anyway! Plus how long has he known her? She could be a total slob."

Noemi:"Jealous much?"

Linda:"Why would I be jealous?! I have my own date!"

Then Mei stepped out.

Sora:"Holy."

Azami:"Fucking."

Noemi:"Shit."

Mei:"Like it? I love it!"

She came out with the triple nose piercing and a labret.

Mei:"Who's boring now? Think Gene will like it?"

In that moment he appeared with Smoke and Shinya.

Gene:"Woah... That is some kinky shit."