Incoherent

Part 8: This is Halloween!

Finally party day. Azami and Mei spent all morning making snacks, decorating and making the perfect ambient.

Mei: "So we hid the valuables in your parents room. We pushed the furniture to the side. The cupcakes and cookies are in the oven. What else?"

Azami was making a tent in the corner on the huge living room.

Mei: "What's that for?"

Azami: "Its the make out spot."

Mei: "WHAT DO WE NEED THAT FOR?!?!"

Azami: "For all the horny couples. They ain't making out on the dance floor. Much less my room!"

The ladies continued as Haku stepped into the room covered in dirt and plants.

Azami: "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"

Haku:"YOU AND YOUR STUPID DECORATIONS! YOU MADE ME GO UP ON THE ROOF AND I FELL!!!"

Azami: "AAAAWWW HAKU-KUN!"

Azami attacks Haku in another forceful hug.

Haku:"OW OW OW GET OFF!!!"

Azami:"I need to get ready anyway."

Mei:"I'll take care of Haku."

Azami:"OK"

Azami leaves for her room leaving Mei and Haku. Mei takes him to the kitchen to clean up his cuts.

Mei:"You landed on a rose bush? Are you that stupid?"

Haku:"NO! My parents are the stupid ones putting the rose bush there!"

Mei:"Whatever you say. Take your shirt off"

Haku:"What? No!"

Mei:"Why not? Your really a girl?"

Haku:"No! Its awkward!"

Mei:"Haku I've seen you in diapers even when you were potty trained. STOP BEING A PUSSY AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT OFF!"

Haku finally obeyed and took his shirt off. Mei grabbed some alcohol on a napkin.

Haku:"HELL NO YOU AREN'T PUTTING THAT ON MY BACK!"

Mei:"STOP BEING A BABY!"

Haku:"CAN'T YOU JUST RINSE THEM OFF"

Mei:"NO COME HERE!"

Mei ran to Haku but ran off. Haku jumped over the island in the kitchen. Mei tried to keep up. Suddenly she saw his laptop.

Mei:"If you don't come here I'll dump all the alcohol on your laptop!"

Haku:"You wouldn't dare!"

Mei unscrewed the alcohol and hovered it over the laptop.

Haku:"Oh come on! I have all the data in there to hack the school's computer system!"

Mei:"Then let me clean your wounds!"

Haku: "NEVER!"

Mei:"Fine."

She tilted the bottle of alcohol. Haku lunged at her, knocked the bottle of alcohol to the floor and fell on top of Mei.

Mei:"GET OFF ME!"

Haku:"This is an awkward position isn't it?"

Azami:"What are you two doing?"

Azami was standing at the door frame in her Betty Boop costume.

Mei:"NOTHING"

Mei pushed Haku off and got up.

Mei:"I'm gonna go change"

She walked away awkwardly. Azami turned to Haku as he put his shirt on.

Azami:"What did you..."

Haku:"Nothing. Just forget about it."

He grabbed his laptop and walked off to his room. Azami was left there with a mess of alcohol and a whole lot of confusion.

Azami:"What the fuck?"