Incoherent

Chapter 24: Take Cover

Noemi:"SHINYA THIS IS BAD! BAD BAD BAD!"

Shinya:"Nooo... this is Gene."

Gene was a tall guy, choppy black emo hair, blue eyes and snake bites. Gene was an artistic guy. A violinist, painter and writer.

Azami:"WE CAN'T HAVE HIM HERE!"

Gene:"Why not?"

Sora:"YOU SHUT UP!"

Rogue:"The dork brought him? Why are you still with him?"

Noemi:"HE'S SWEET ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM!"

Linda:"KEMPER CAN'T SEE HIM!"

Kemper:"Kemper can't see what?"

Everyone yelled. Mei slammed Gene into the floor and everyone sat on a part of his body to cover him.

Kemper:"What's going on?"

Noemi:"Nothing."

Kemper:"Oh Really?"

Sora:"Yep."

Suddenly Haku tensed up. He finally felt what he was sitting on.

Kemper:"You look stressed, Haku."

Haku:"I'm fine."

Kemper:"Oh really. Because it looks like Shinya brought a new human into the dragon world."

And just like that everything was over. From under the group you could hear Gene's murmurs.

Gene:"Excuse me but, there's a man on my penis and a vagina on my face and its getting hot in here. May I please get up."

Mei looked down and saw she was the one sitting on his face. She let out a scream and got up. Everyone else followed.

Gene:"Thank y- woah."

Kemper stood before them, shook his head, sighed and finally spoke.

Kemper:"Just please keep him in line also and NO MORE HUMANS!"

Everyone:" Yes sir."

Kemper spread out his wings and flew to Nuka's cave, where he started repeatedly hitting his head against an outside wall. Nuka came out.

Nuka:"Sorry to tell you, big bro, but you kinda dug yourself into your own hole there, letting the first human in."

Kemper:"Shut up."

Mira:"Everything will be fine, honey. Their nice kids."

Kemper:"You're not helping."

The group watched the scene from the entrance.

Linda:"I think Shinya broke your dad, Rogue."

Rogue:"I think so too."

Haku:"WHAT WAS IT WITH THE BONER DUDE!?!"

Gene:"I couldn't help it. Don't worry it wasn't the one sitting on my pants but the one sitting on my face."

Mei turned red.

Sora:"Classy."

Mei:"I WASN'T LOOKING!"

Azami:"He sure was."