Incoherent

Chapter 39: Wake up

So we have been going on and on about the dragon life, but what about their human life? In the dragon world their lives are marvelous. In human life, not even close. Still the school freaks and even worse, Hairi I still had some resentment over the whole cave incident. In class Mr. Komatsu was much more cheerful... I wonder why.

Mr. Komatsu:"Okay class that last report went so well I have decided to cancel the first semester final."

Mei:"YES oh God bless Linda!"

Azami:"God bless the sex she's giving him."

Noemi:"Azami, SH! Don't let him hear you or it'll be back on!"

Sora:"Speaking of on, we never talked about how you got lucky after the festival."

Noemi:"SH! Not so loud!"

Azami:"Whaaaaat? Everyone knows what you and Shinya do..."

Noemi:"SH!"

Mei:"You two got busy at his house I knew it!"

Noemi:"STOP!"

Mr. Komatsu:"GIRLS! Is this a cause for a detention each?"

Sora:"You know, teach, if you keep pointing at us like that we can see your tattoo threw your sleeve."

He put down his arm, rolled his eyes and kept writing on the board. Sora gave a satisfactory smile. Lunch bell rang and the girls headed to their usual hang out. They stopped when they saw the janitor cleaning it.

Janitor:"Sorry, girls. Today's washing day. Looks like you'll have to spend the lunch period in the cafeteria with the rest. Sorry."

Mei:"Its okay, Harvey."

Noemi:"Thanks."

So being a misfit also included getting along with the school staff. They knew almost every staff member.

Walking in to the school cafeteria, where they were vulnerable to everyone's abuse. As everyone else they each grabbed a tray, filled it with food and started searching for a table. Luckily Shinya and Gene already claimed one. Haku was walking towards them when, wouldn't you know it, jocks. These two in particular were Brently and Tyler, super stupid, super strong. Ironically Brent was Hairis boyfriend (6th this year?). And they had a bone to pick with Haku.

Tyler:"HEY GEEK! We didn't appreciate the stunt you pulled in health class!"

Haku:"Pardon?"

Brent:"Reminding the teacher about that homework... I should give you the number of punches you took away from me in points on that homework!"

They lifted Haku up and were ready to punch. Luckily Sora and Azami came to save his ass, something they did often. Sora grabbed Tyler's arm and bent it behind his back. Azami carried around a pocket knife (someone that tiny needed a back up plan) and sudlely took it out for Brent to see.

Azami:"Put. Him. Down... NOW!"

And with that Brent put Haku down. Sora tugged harder on Tyler's arm.

Sora:"I really think you should go back to your table."

Tyler:"I totally agree..."

She let him go and both jocks ran like dogs back to their table. Sora and Azami escorted Haku back to their table.

Haku:"I was doing fine you know. Brain beats brawn."

Azami:"Well not when that brawn is holding you two feet in the air."

Everyone began to eat when Hairi casually passed by them and sure enough she couldn't let peace live. She dropped her whole lunch on Noemi. Milk, vegetables, mashed potatoes, you name it, Noemi was wearing it. And the whole cafeteria was in a fit of laughter. Hairi and her crew were the first in a fit of laughter.

Hairi:"Oops... Sorry. It must have just slipped. But at least its a good look for you. Trash and trash go together, don't you think?"

Noemi slowly got up from her chair and faced Hairi. Looked her dead in the eye. She took out her hand way back and slapped Hairi with the back of it. And of course Hairi didn't take it lying down, and slapped her back. Before you knew in Sora, Mei and Azami were also clawing, punching, grabbing and pulling. Soon enough Brent and Tyler stepped in but not for the cause of pulling the girls back. They felt the need to attack Gene and Haku. Gene could hold his ground pretty well in a fight but Haku was having trouble. At least he was dodging all the hits.

Haku:"Why am I failing battle training!? Why!?"

Finally he failed one dodge and got hit and fell on the floor. Gene couldn't help him. The girls couldn't either considering Noemi had pinned Hairi on the floor, Mei was being a ninja and Azami was clawing (her only true defense without weapons) and Sora was just making sure she wasn't about to get killed.

In fancy words, Haku was fucked. Until suddenly a shadow appreared and punched Brent so hard it knocked him out. Haku looked up and it was... Shinya? The fuck. Shinya helped Haku up with his usual smile.

Haku:"How did you..."

Shinya:"I've been taking karate for 9 years. Come on."

Shinya ran over to Gene, who was already tired and kicked Tyler unconscious. In the heat of the moment a whistle was heard. About 2 hours later our heroes were stuck in detention with Taisuke watching over them.

Taisuke:"Well on the bright side, you kids are really good fighters."

Noemi:"Why are we on detention and they aren't?"

Taisuke:"Because Hairi played victim well on the principal and her mother played their innocence."

Mei:"They started it."

Taisuke:"I know. That's why I don't believe you belong here. But sadly I have to follow the principals orders. On the other bright side I'm in charge of your detention."

Sora:"Not that the fact isn't a bright side but what are you getting at?"

Taisuke:"The rules say I have to keep you in this classroom, but not anything about what we do in it."

With that Taisuke walked to the radio and cranked it up full volume playing Fall Out Boy. The radio blasted the song Grand Theft Autumn and the whole classroom got up. Sora whispered to Noemi.

Sora:"You know when he said what we have to do in this classroom, I expected hot student-counselor sex. But this is good too!"

Okay so school isn't all bad.