Incoherent

Part 42: New Roommate

They drove up to Linda's house, ran in and locked the door. They ran in and put the baby on the table.

Mei:"Okay. We're safe. Everything is fine. Now we can focus on the baby."

Noemi:"AAAWWW LET'S NAME HER!"

Azami:"YES! HOW ABOUT JADE!"

Linda:"You're seriously naming the thing?"

Lilith:"HOW ABOUT ROSE!"

Haku:"Apparently so..."

Pacifica:"HOW ABOUT AQUA!"

Sora:"SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EMILY!"

Noemi:"I THINK LEE IS APPROPRIATE!"

Shinya:"How about Kiwi?"

Thad:"I like Kiwi."

Cecil:"Kiwi?"

Mei:"Shinya don't be ridiculous. We aren't naming the baby Kiwi."

Baby:"Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. Kiwi. KIWI! KIWI! KIWI!

Mei:"OKAY OKAY YOUR KIWI!"

Kiwi let out a giggle.

Sora:"Okay we should now decide what to do with her."

Azami:"What about the dragon kingdom."

Lilith:"To risky."

Gene:"Yeah. They might be following us."

Misty:"It would be safer to avoid it for a few days."

Pacifica:"So where do we leave the baby. I can't take her I'll be staying in a hotel with Cecil."

Linda:"Yeah she's to young to witness what will happen in that room."

Cecil:"Shut up!"

Noemi:"We can't take her. We're teenagers. We can't just appear at home with a baby what will our parents think!"

Everyone turned and looked at Linda.

Linda:"Oh HELL NO! I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THE THING!"

Mei:"You'll have to."

Noemi:"Just tend to her when she needs you."

Linda:"WHAT DO I FEED IT? WHAT DO I DRESS IT WITH?"

Haku:"I think we have some of Yuki's old clothes in your trunk."

Mei:"Oh yeah. The clothes that didn't fit her anymore, her adoptive parents and us decided to donate them. This is as good as a cause as ever."

She threw her car keys at Haku so he could fetch the clothes in her yellow Ferrari.

Linda:"You can't be serious!"

Haku and Gene came back with the clothes. They dropped them in front of Linda.

Gene:"We are."

Cecil:"We better go if you guys are gonna drop us off at our hotel."

Azami:"We should."

Linda:"YOU'RE ALL GONNA JUST LEAVE ME HERE WITH HER!"

Noemi:"Yep."

They all walked out the door and left. Linda looked at Kiwi. Kiwi stared back.

Kiwi:"MAMA!"

Linda:"Shut the fuck up kid."