After a week of parenting classes... Linda learned absolutely nothing. She dragged Kiwi around in some dog leesh she got.
Mei:"LINDA!"
Linda:"WHAT I'm carrying it with me aren't I?"
Azami:"Come on! Skate & Surf is tomorrow!"
Noemi:"What do you intend to do with her tomorrow?"
Linda:"Easy. Not take it."
Sora:"You aren't going?"
Linda:"Oh I'm going! I'm just leaving it. I figured a newspaper and a bowl of water and food is enough."
Mei:"SHE ISN'T A DOG! SHE'S A BABY!"
Linda:"Same shit."
Azami:"UGH I hope an adoptive family comes soon!"
Haku walked over with Yuki.
Haku:"Guess who we're babysitting."
He set her down with Kiwi. Both babies laughed and ran. Kiwi ran in a way that she tangled Linda and when Yuki stopped running in a circle and ran to the prairie. Kiwi tried to follow, tripping Linda in the process.
Linda:"OW!"
Sora:"Serves you right."
Linda:"WHY!?"
Sora:"Because you abuse her, you don't love her and you don't bother to take care of her."
Linda:"I feed it!"
Kiwi:"Mama!"
Linda:"SHUT UP!"
Mei:"SEE!"
Linda:"WHAT I'M NOT IT'S MOTHER! I'M NOT!"
Azami:"You'll have to be. She has no one else!"
Linda:"UGH!"
Mei:"Where's Yuki and Kiwi?"
Haku:"Oh their just playing in the prairie."
Mei:"Oh. Okay."
Noemi:"Hey... Where's Shinya?"
Azami:"Wasn't he with Thad?... Holy shit... LILITH!"
They ran to the valley where Lilith was with Pacifica and Cecil.
Sora:"Lilith where's Thad?"
Lilith:"I haven't seen him since he was with Shinya, why?"
Pacifica:"Do you all smell that?"
Misty:"Yeah, ew! Haku!"
Haku:"IT WASN'T ME!"
Sora:"It doesn't smell like a fart!"
Cecil:"More like a forest fire..."
Suddenly screams could be heard and a cloud of smoke flew up. They heard someone yell.
"SAVE THE BABIES!"
Mei:"The prairie... YUKI!"
Linda:"THE THING!"
They both flew to the fire faster than anyone else. Pacifica and Cecil ran to the lake.
Pacifica:"WE'LL PUT IT OUT!"
Mei and Linda flew in threw the flames. They heard baby cries.
Mei:"MY BABY!"
Linda:"MY THING!"
They both flew down, picked up their baby and flew out.
Sora:"How did this happen?"
Noemi:"SHINYA!"
Shinya:"I'm in trouble, aren't I?"
Everyone turned to Linda who was hugging Kiwi for dear life.
Linda:"Aw baby are you okay? Mommy's here! Momm... What?"
Azami:"Hehehehe..."
Linda:"WHAT?!"
Haku:"You like Kiwi, don't you Squidward?"
Linda:"Suck my ass."
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