Incoherent

Chapter 27: Let's play the date game

Sora:"Somebody's been spending time with a certain violinist."

Mei:"He's just so... artistic."

Noemi:"So why don't you invite him to the dragons display night?"

Mei:"Do you think he'd say yes?"

Azami:"Of course he would."

Mei:"Okay... I'll give it a shot!"

Suddenly all the girls turned to Sora.

Sora:"What? "

Azami:"Its time to stop playing uninterested and ask Rogue."

Sora:"Ah hell no."

Noemi:"I'll handle this. Why not? Are you scared? Your scared. She's scared. AZAMI SHE'S SCARED!"

Sora:"I AM NOT SCARED! FUCK YOU I'M ASKING HIM!"

Noemi:"My job is done... except for one."

Azami:"Don't look at me. I'm going with Linda."

Noemi:"Stone is asking her."

Azami:"Then with Pacifica."

Noemi:"She's performing."

Azami:"Lilith!"

Noemi:"With Thad."

Azami:"THEN WITH HAKU-KUN!"

Noemi:"OH PLEASE AZAMI! WITH YOUR BABY BROTHER?! YOU AREN'T EVEN FOOLING YOURSELF!"

Azami:"THEN I'LL GO ALONE!"

Noemi:"Azami stop being stupid and ask Smoke!"

Azami:"No way. I'm not getting near that ass."

Noemi:"Fine! Die alone!"

Azami:"I WILL!"

Back at the earth area Linda was arm wrestling Rogue. Sora grabbed every inch of courage in her body and walked over.

Sora:"Uh... hey Rogue... got a minute?"

Rogue:"OW yeah I got a sec."

Sora:"I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dragon display night with me?"

Rogue:"I'm supposed to be the end of the night with my family."

Sora:"I'm talking about the rest of the night."

Rogue:"Uh... I don't really..."

At that moment Linda pulled his arm and pulled him close for a few seconds. It was enough time to seemingly threaten him.

Linda:"Accept or I'll rip your arm off."

She pushed him back to his place as if it was all a freak accident.

Rogue:"Um... okay. Yeah I'll go with you."

Sora:"Really? Cool. Ill meet you at the entrance at 8."

Sora skipped away leaving Rogue with a sore arm.

Rogue:" What was that for?"

Linda:" One: you need to have fun more often. Two: I see the way you treat Sora, you like her accept it or not. Three: if you don't grab this crush you will end up alone."

Rogue:" Fine."

On the other side Haku was getting ready to face Misty again.

Haku:"So even though you were immensely rude last time and you speak like an uneducated peasant, I am willing to forgive you."

Misty:"FORGIVE ME?! Fuck you and your disgusting male species!"

Haku:"You must be the rare kind of non-delicate female!"

Misty:" Worthless man with a false intellect!"

Haku:"Piece of feminine waste!"

Misty:"Dragon Poser!"

Haku:"Would you like to go to the dragon display night with me!"

Misty:"Challenge accepted!"

And like that they both parted ways and Haku walked over to his sister.

Haku:"I think we're really going places!"

Azami:"You two are incredible."

In that moment Smoke walked over.

Smoke:"Hey. I think we got on the wrong foot last time. I'm Smoke."

Azami:"Azami. Why are you here?"

Smoke:"I need a date for dragon display night so I was hoping you would go with me."

Azami:"Couldn't you ask anyone else?"

Smoke:" No, not really."

Azami:"Alright. Meet me here at 8."

Smoke:"Cool."

As he flew off Azami lost her cool and started freaking out to Haku.

Azami:"HE ASKED ME OUT! HE ASKED ME OUT! HE ASKED ME OUT!"

Haku:"Your freaking out to the wrong person. I'm not a girl. I don't care."

Mei flew over to Gene who was now playing violin at the top of the fire areas rocky mountain. How the fuck did this human get to these places?

Gene:"Nice wings. Very pretty shade of blue."

Mei:"Thanks. Um I was wondering if you'd go to the dragon display night with me? Maybe? Please?"

Gene:"Cool... what's a dragon dis... thingy?"

Mei:"Its a night where every dragon species section does display shows in appreciation of being born into the species. There's music, food, entertainment. Like a formal carnival."

Gene:"Oh. Then I would love to go with you."

Mei:"Great!"

So every girl was now sitting in the hang out annoying the guys with outfit plans. Then Stone came and tapped on Linda's shoulder.

Stone:"Linda! Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go to dragon display night with me?"

Linda:"TOTALLY! I would love to! Hey Pacifica!"

Pacifica:"What?"

Linda:"Wanna go to dragon display night with me and Stone? We can make like a friend group!"

Stone:"Huh?!"

Pacifica:"I'm performing but afterwards, sure."

Linda:" GREAT!"

Stone:"... great."