Incoherent

Chapter 25: Two of a Kind

So the boys took Gene to look around while they all recovered from earlier.

Azami:"You want to join the humiliation club?"

Mei:"Sure, why not. I'm destined to live in that state for the rest of eternity."

Pacifica:"I think you both are taking this way to seriously."

Azami:"And you're not taking it seriously enough."

Suddenly Lilith arrived holding hands with some dude. He had long brown hair all spilling out of a black beanie and was dressed like a total punk skater. You could see he was tall but he didn't stand straight.

Lilith:"Guys, this is my new boyfriend, Thad. Thad these are my friends: Linda, Pacifica, Sora, Noemi, Azami and Mei."

Mei:"Nice to meet you."

Thad:"Woah."

Thad walked over to Mei and started touching her blue hair.

Thad:"Such a groovy color."

Mei:"Uh... Thanks... please stop touching me... LILITH!"

Lilith:"Thad! No!"

She pulled him back.

Lilith:"Sorry. He kinda doesn't understand personal space... or anything else."

Sora:"So Thad, what do you like to do?"

Thad:"Well I like food, I like sleep, and I like to board. Oh and I like Lilith."

Azami:"He sounds strangely familiar."

Noemi:"Like Shinya familiar."

Azami:"Bingo."

Thad:"Where?"

Azami:"See."

Thad:"See what?"

Lilith:"Nothing Thad."

Thad:"I don't see any Bingo!"

Sora:"SHUT UP!"

Then all the boys arrived. Rogue had Shinya on a full body leash, like the kind you put on toddlers.

Noemi:" Where'd you get that?"

Rogue:"We stopped by the vegetation section and my sister Flora made it for us."

Haku:"Its the only way to keep Shinya out of trouble."

Gene:"It worked pretty well."

Shinya:"WHY CAN'T I MOVE? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?"

Sora:"Hey Thad, meet Shinya. Shinya meet Thad."

Thad:"Dude."

Shinya:"Dude."

Thad:"They got you in one of those thingys too."

Shinya:"Yeah I made the big dragon dude angry."

Thad:"Bummer. Whatcha do to make him loose his scales."

Shinya:"I brought a human I wasn't supposed to."

Thad:" Nice. He got majorly pissed at me once."

Shinya:"Whatcha do?"

Thad:" I kinda froze the whole lake while all the water dragons were inside. But its cool no one died."

Shinya:"Dude."

Thad:"Dude."

Everyone looked at them in shock.

Noemi:"Holy fuck."

Lilith:"I think we lost them."

Noemi:"Yep."

Rogue:" Why do I feel we made the biggest mistake of our lives."