"OK. OK. Gotta stay calm....here it is and....OH MY...WHAT THE?!?" Connie exclaimed as she was in pure shock and disgust at what she saw: A picture of her(or at least a girl who looked like her) having sex with Kevin and one of his friends in his car with a caption that said "Happy Fucking Valentine's Steven! Look at what you're missing!".
"No no no!!! If Steven sees this, he'll go nuclear!! Gah, how do I get rid of it?!?" Connie cried as she desperately tried to get rid of the picture but to no avail. Even worse: The Comments were already pouring in.
*Wow. Can't believe Connie's such a slut*
*You sure that's her? Hard to believe she'd do that to Steven.*
*I guess she's doing some "studying" in human anatomy? Steven deserves better than this girl.*
"No. No this isn't true! I'd never do this to Steven!!" The girl in the picture has piercings! No way anyone would be dumb enough to believe that's me!!" Connie sobbed as Priyanka came in.
"Connie. I just saw that horrible picture. We need to find out who's behind this. And we need to do it fast before Steven gets a chance to see it. So stop crying and let's go!" She said as Connie smiled and followed her Mom to the car.
"Where are we going?" Connie asked.
"We're going to talk to Steven's little Gem engineer friend. Peridot, I believe her name is? She may not be able to recover or delete those leaked pictures but she can likely stop it before it gets even worse." Priyanka replied as they arrived at Little Homeworld.
"Already know the situation. Sorry you have to deal with this, Connie. I can't believe humans would do this to each other." Peridot said.
"Not all humans can be like Steven. What a wonderful world that would be. But that's not important. Can you stop the spread of these leaks?" Priyanka asked as Peridot laughed.
"I'll do you one better: Not only can I do that, I can create a little virus that targets the original source and prevents any further uploads of that particular file that picture was under." The Green Gem said.
"You're a genius, Peridot." Connie said happily.
"Eh. Not really. She did the same thing when I posted that pic of her and her alien plushie attempting human mating." Lapis said while reading a book.
"Quiet, Lazuli! Anyway, this won't take me long! Good thing Steven's out with his human friends Eddie and Colby!" Peridot said as she typed a few keys on her tablet before scrunching her face in pure disgust when she saw the picture.
"Ugh! Even I can tell that isn't you, Connie! Sooner we get rid of this, the better!" Peridot said before pressing a few more keys and soon....
*At Kevin's Mansion*
"What the hell??!? Where'd that picture go?!? And what the Hell is a Clod?!?" Kevin asked, his plan now foiled as the Connie looklalike blew a piece of bubblegum.
"I still get paid, right? All this just to fuck with someone younger than you. Pathetic." She said as Kevin growled.
*Later, back at the Temple...*
"So that's what happnend, Steven. I swear to you: I love you way too much to even CONSIDER doing that to you." Connie said as Steven, Eddie and Colby had just arrived back. And needless to say, all 3 boys saw the picture.
"Still, Kevin's an asshole for that. Why does that guy still mess with you, Steven?" Colby asked as Eddie looked at the picture.
"Hold up: I know this girl. That's Missy Banks. She's the one that was trying to get with me in school. Lauren had to beat her ass just so she'd get the message that I was taken." He explained.
"Damn. Not even shocked she'd go along with it." Colby said as Steven smiled.
"I was pretty mad. I won't lie to you. When I saw that, I didn't know what to think." He explained as Connie kissed him, confirming her innocence once and for all.
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A One Shot Made Due to My Anger at a new R34 Pic of Connie and Kevin doing EXACTLY what Connie was accused of. I hate this fandom.
