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So.... you're an.... interesting one, Steven Universe. So many times you've come close to death....so close to me claiming you....only for you to be...pulled away rather than escaping. And it happened again...and..again...and...again. I must say: For one so young....you certainly get around and know how to make my job harder, don't you?
I'll just level with you, amigo: You have cheated death...cheated me a lot. All because of that Gem in your stomach. I SHOULD be furious because I don't really appreciate being cheated....let alone THAT many times.
But...while I SHOULD be angry....I can't find it in myself to be so. Do you know why? It's because you value your life and the lives of those you care for. And as someone who appreciates life more than anyone.....I can't help but respect and admire that. So allow me to just suggest that you don't make a nuisance of yourself like a certain "friend" of mine did.
"What happened to your friend?" Steven asked.
I had to scare him straight until he got the message. He eventually got it but it took a bit of work and a lot of fear from him. And while I don't see myself having to do the same to you, don't give me any reason to. Continue to live your life and live it well, understood?
"I understand. I...just can't believe I'm talking to Death itself. I... always thought you'd sound different. Plus I didn't think you'd be a wolf. I don't mean anything by that...I'm just...kinda overwhelmed." Steven said as Death chuckled.
Yeah? Heh. If I had a peso every time I heard that....well you have nothing to worry about.
But as Death walked away....
Oh and Steven? Your Dad. And Your girlfriend. Take care of them. Because you never know when I'll be back....
