Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

RAVEN GETS SICK

Grimm: I did not want to get up this morning.

Me: I forced him!

Grimm: You suck.

Raven: Grrriiimmmmmm, do the dares.

Grimm: *sighs* From Abby: "WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH SASSIER IN HERE THAN RP?????"

Jeff: Because I'm better at being sassy right now ok

Shree: Im always sassier when I think.

Death: Jesus, this is old.

Me: *looks at him confused*

Death: What?

Raven: IM ALWAYS SASSY BISH.

Emily: *covers mouth* I'm Bane.

Satan: I'm sassy now cause I wanna be

E.J: *on ceiling* The floor is too mainstream.

Grimm: Can I just move on?

Satan: Please do.

Grimm: Second. "lord death in soul eater... SO UNLIKE DA REAL DEATH XD"

Me: *because admin rebooted them bc updating* He is as of 2016.

Grimm: Third. "Does Satan act like Señor Diablo (AKA Mr. Satan) from JTHM?"

Me: Sometimes. He's not as grouchy though.

Grimm: Fourth from Abby...? "To Hoodie and Masky: TALK YOU LITTLE B*TCHES, OR ILL SKIN YOUR FREAKING HIDE!"

Hoodie: 0.0 You are quite imitating.

Masky: D-Don't kill me... Please...

Abby: *walks in* YOU TALKED!!! *hugs them*

Masky: Is she bipolar...?

Abby: No, I'm just hyper! *smiles*

Hoodie: You are a very confusing person.

Abby: Yep!

Grimm: From Magic: "Raven I dare you to dramatically sing a song from highschool musical while gurgling water"

Raven: This is so unsafe... *goes and gets a glass of water*

Emily: *gets a roll of paper towels*

Raven: What did you get that for?

Emily: Just in case water goes out your mouth. ^-^

Raven: Okay. *takes big drink of water but does not swallow* *sings while gurgling*

You can bet
There's nothin' but net
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control

Everybody gather 'round

Well if Troy can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I bake

What?

I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy

Not another sound

Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee

No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share