Me: GROUP ONE WON!! AND I AM SORRY I HAVE NOT UPDATED I AM SORRY GUYS OKAI!! ME AND JEFF—
Hoody: Jeff and I, not me and Jeff.
Me: THIS ISNT LANGUAGE ARTS BE QUIET!!! ANYWAY, ME AND JEFF WERE KINDA BEING TORTURED UNTIL TODAY, WHEN THEY WERE LIKE "OKAY LETS BE NICE AND LET THEM OUT, THIS WILL TAKE MONTHS OTHERWISE. AND, WE WILL MISS SHADOWMIST AND HER HYPER RANDOMNESS!!"
Jeff: What about meh? *'-'*
Me: I'd get lonely without chu! *:3*
Emily: But you have other friends! Like MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: But you guys are stupid sometimes. *:3*
Emily: IM A SMART PERSON!! *>:3*
Me: Sometimes I want to smack you in the face. With a chair.
Jeff: So you're saying I'm the person that doesn't annoy you?
Me: Yeah. Ninety percent of the time you don't. *:D*
Jeff: Darnit, I don't annoy you enough. *>:3*
Me: *shoves him playfully* Be quiet.
Raven: Dwolftheorginal says: "I dare E.J. to dress up as Jeff, Jeff as Death, Death as L.J., L.J. as Mist, Mist as Slender, and Slender as a clown. Then say a humiliating secret. (This is one of many ways to vent my anger, im trying to stay away from physical harm)."
Jeff: WHY DEATH? ARE YOU AN IDIOT? HE MADE ME A FREAKING INSANE PSYCHO! I WILL NOT DO THE DARE.
Me: Well, how about this? I be Death, you be Slender. Better?
Jeff: *shrugs* I guess.
Death: Can we not do the dressing up part? Because I'm tired, and I don't wanna have to snort cocaine just to make myself not fall over with exhaustion.
E.J: Well, you can just not do that. The rest of us will, so D. Wolf doesn't get mad at all of us or something.
L.J: JEFF, CAN I DO SLENDY? IM TALLER THAN YOU, IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE.
Jeff: *shrugs* I guess.
Slender: *translated by Masky* Why am I doing a clown?
Me: SO YOU CAN BE PENNYWISE!!!!
L.J: Oh god.
*later everyone is in the forms they had to dress up as*
E.J: IM SO THIRSTY!! *trying to drink water* (he's using magic to make himself look exactly like Jeff The Killer)
Jeff: *facepalm* You have to tilt your head back...
E.J: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I knew that. *drinks the water that way*
Ben: Are you people ever going to get to the other half of the dare?
Toby: Yeah. *twitch* Like seriously. *tries to eat waffle with fork but the fork hits the roof of his jaw* Stupid fork.
Emily: CAN I PICK WHEN PEOPLE CAN SAY THE THING OR WHATEVER?!?!
Death: You didn't have to ask...
Emily: *is hyper* OKAY!! *thinks* EVERYONE INVOVLED IN DA DARE MUST CHOOSE A NUMBER, BETWEEN ONE AND TEN.
Me: Six!
Jeff: Uh... Seven?
Me: CHOOSE A DIFFERENT ONE DUDE THAT IS THE NUMBER OF PERFECTION OMG *:O*
Jeff: I don't care. *-_-*
E.J: Three.
L.J: Nine?
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