Toby, Satan, and Random Stuff

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Me: HILO IM OFF HIATUS!!!

Death: NO ONE CARES CHILD

Me: *silently cries*

Grimm: From GutterUrchin !!! "Toby, is it true you've been arrested over 47 times for peeing on children?"

Toby: ... *runs away*

Hoodie: Yeah, he's guilty.

Grimm: From Magicsox "Lucifer I dare you to be the one who objects first when Satan and Grimm get married on the grounds that you were Satans birth mother."...?

Lucifer: BUT THATS INCORRECT... Ah well.

Satan: *looks down, blushing*

Grimm: *raises eyebrow* Where'd you hear that me and Satan were getting married? Emily? Because honestly that's the first time I heard that... And it's not happening.

Emily: SOMEDAY YOU WILL REALIZE YOUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER

Satan: *glares at her*

Me: Ah, Emily... The real life fangirling shipper.

Grimm: From DWolftheorginal!     "I...dare....on second thought, im not in the mood for dares. JEFF will you come visit my pack for foods? you can bring a friend or two if you want '-' "

Jeff: *pulls out one earbud* Food?

Sally: YES FOOD YOU DUMBO WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING

Jeff: Chris was screaming. .-.

Sally: wait, who da leaf is Chris

Raven: Leaf? *eyebrow raise*

Sally: IM 8 THOSE ARE COLORFUL WORDS

Jeff: Chris Motionless from Motionless in White...

Sally: WHY ARE THEY MOTIONLESS IN WHITE? WHY NOT IN BLACK???

Jeff: I don't know...

Grimm: I need to repeat the question don't I? .-.

Jeff: Yes.

Grimm: *sigh* "I...dare....on second thought, im not in the mood for dares. JEFF will you come visit my pack for foods? you can bring a friend or two if you want '-' "

Jeff: OH THEN SURE :D *walks over to Emily, grabs her hand, then drags Em over to Mist, grabs hers, and drags them out the door XD*

Grimm: Well then...

Satan: We should follow them... *both leave, going the direction Jeff and company went*

Sally: OKAY GUYS THATS ALL  LEAVE EVERYONE BUT ME TERRIBLE DARES

Lucifer: I also request that everyone sends in Grimm x Satan dares or questions. I want to embarrass Satan and make Grimm mad. *chuckles* Send in a lot though so that chapter will be full of it. And if you don't know the ship that well you can send in regular dares and questions. But Dee and Magic, you better send in some.

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