Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

More People Are Reading This Book! :D

Deathsfire: Okay, M-

L.J: I'M READING IT! *grabs phone out of her hands* Magicsox asks, "JEFF WILL U MARRY MEH? I HAVE COOKIES!"

Jeff: L.J... *places hand on heart* I- I... *looks down*

Ben: Spit it out! *>:3*

Jeff: I am not marrying you!! What drugs are you on?!?

L.J: *facepalm* Not me! Magicsox! On WattPad! She asked you the question!!

Jeff: Oh yeah... No.

(Magicsox you can cry here)

L.J: Second one from Magicsox! "BEN ARE YOU A GNOME?

Ben: I DIED AT TWELVE!! GIVE ME A BREAK!! I'M SORRY I'M NOT A GIRAFFE LIKE L.J!!!

L.J: I'm not a giraffe!! Death and Slendy are giraffes!

Slender: No comment.

Death: I'm shorter than my mom! Like, seriously!!

Me: If Slenderman is the tallest, he should be the leader then!! Invader Zim logic!

Death: But I'm Death!

E.J: What does that got to do with anything?

Death: Because I'm the oldest and I kill everybody! I'm the freaking Grim Reaper, duh!

Sally: Well if you're so old, shouldn't you have retired already?

*Death facepalms as everybody but him and Slendy laugh*

L.J: Magicsox also asks, "SALLY, CAN YOU RATE YOUR BEARS FLUFFY-NESS FROM 1-10?"

Sally: Eleven out of ten! *grins*

L.J: TheSmilingCat says: I dare Ej to push jeff in a hole! *laughs evily*

E.J: THE PIT!!! THE ONE WITH CHAOS!! :D

Me: NO! ONE WITH BLEACH AND VODKA AND THEN SET IT ON FIRE!!

*everyone except Jeff starts arguing about what hole to push Jeff in*

Jeff: *horrified*

Shafira: *comes in* We should make a massive hole and put a bunch of Jeff fangirls in it!

Everyone except Shafira and Jeff: YESS!!

* A few minutes and a bunch of crazy things later*

E.J: Now, Jeff... You'll be fine!

Jeff: NO I WON'T! I'LL BE VIOLATED!!!

E.J: Who gives an eff about that :D *shoves him in*

Jeff: OH MY GOD!! *cries*

E.J: Yay! :D