Jeffs so sassay, sassy sassy!

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Raven: Em, why did you make me eat that hot sauce?!?

Emily: I needed someone to taste test it!

Raven: I thought it was ketchup! *>:(*

Me: Abby-Chan got us a dare! Okay, "SHADOWMIST SHOW US THE FOLDER WITH THE MOST PICTURES ON ZE LAPTOP OF YOURS" What?!?! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JUDGE MEH WRONGLY *D:*

Jeff: Week in Tartarus, or show us, Mistay!

Me: *sighs* *grabs laptop* *goes to pictures and to people* Guys, don't look until I get to slideshow! *slideshows my Jeff the killer album* *gets to a pic that's not of Jeff* LOOK NOW!

Everyone: *looking at screen now*

Me: *presses side key thing*

*pictures change so fast you can't tell what they are*

Me: *exits and closes out* Done.

Raven: Magicsox would like to know, "how does jeff sleep"

Jeff: I lay down, and I sleep. *facepalm*

Me: Your eyes become like literally white when you sleep. It's so creepy and it freaks me out. Then there's L.J, who doesn't even breathe when he sleeps! How am I supposed to tell if you people are dead or not?!?!?

L.J: Well, I can't die so...

Jeff: If I'm alive, I'm breathing. Duh.

Raven: That's all for now, bros!

Deathsfire: AND NOW YOU RIPPED OFF PEWDIEPIE!!! *tackles her*

Raven: Sorry!

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