*camera, on!*
Me: Hey! So anyway, as you know, I have not been updating. Well, I was procrastinating and I will start updating this book as normal in a week, aight? Im sorry. But I tell the truth.
Lucifer: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FIRST-WORLD PROBLEMS.
Me: B-But... I just wanted to tell them why I haven't updated... ;-;
Lucifer: Nobody likes you. Be quiet.
Me: Well... Guys, imma go deal with Luci. I will see you on Monday. *grins*
*camera turns off*
YOU ARE READING
Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)
FanfictionThe title tells all, obviously.