Raven: From Abby: "Mist is your head hurting from all that bass XDD "
Me; YES! DO I CARE? NO. *XD*
Raven: From Magicsox: "Ej I dare you to breakdance while Ben carries a boombox on his shoulder"
E.J: I can't breakdance...
Ben: Uh, how heavy is a boombox? O-o
Grimm: ghdsafjskluisdhavygdfuilhvidh.....
Jeff: Wut...
Grimm; *making random noises of frustration* CAN WE PLEASE JUST REVOKE THE DARE?!?
Death: *smirks* Nope.
E.J: I. Am. Not. Doing. This. Dare.
Me: DUDE COME ON ITS FREAKING CHRISTMAS
Death: *sigh* Okay. THIS IS THE ONLY DARE SKIPPED FOR FIVE CHAPTERS THEN. AND BEN AMD E.J CAN GO TO TARTARUS AFTER THIS CHAPTER.
Me: K. :D
Raven: Second from Soxy: "sally I dare you to tap your head and rub your belly at the same time while spinning around, while walking in circles, while hummingthe abcs"
Sally: *taps her head and rubs her belly* *ends up patting her belly* DARNIT!! *tries again and fails*
*after 30 minutes*
Sally: *FINALLY does it correctly* *hums the abcs, rubs her belly, taps her head, and walks in circles for five minutes* Can I stop now?
Death: Yeah, that's enough.
Raven: Third: "Mist I dare you to seismic toss jeff off of a plane."
Me: *blinks* That's... impossible.
Jeff: Can I just toss her off?
Death: *shrugs* I guess.
Me & Jeff: *go do the dare* *come back*
Me: Misson complete. Must listen to music until I feel better. *puts in headphones*
Raven: We had a double dare from Magicsox and Abby: "YES TALK WITH ME IN LATIN" and "JEFFERY WOODS PLEASE TELL US WHAT YOU THINK OF MIST IN LATIN!!!"
Jeff: *makes a loud noise that sounds suspiciously like "D*mnit!!"* *unsuccessfully karate chops the coffee table XD* OW!!
Death: *being smart-aleck* That's what you get for hitting your hand on the coffee table.
Jeff: OW!! WHY IS IT MADE OF FREAKING STONE!!
L.J: Oh my god... *facepalm*
Me: Really, Jeff? Really?
Shree: Are you going to get up?
Jeff: *sigh* *gets up* Probo, illa melior quam quidam ludunt... et fun. Item, ipsa dissimilis hominum sexus feminei quae in animo sunt muti, non curat lucretur. Illa loquebatur, ... et stupri Venerandum purus?
Mr. Satan: I'll translate this to English. He said, 'I like her, she's nicer than SOME people, and she's fun to... Toy with. Also, she, unlike human girls who are dumb in my mind, doesn't care about cheating. And... She's *bleep*-ing adorable, okay?'
Me: Yay! I'm adorable! :3 *hugs him*
Jeff: Stop hugging me.
Me: Be quiet. *keeps hugging him*
Jeff: *sigh*
Raven: Dwolftheorginal says: "I dare Jeff to Waltz with E.J. both have to wear dresses."
Jeff: *whiny voice* WHY DO I HAVE TO DANCE WITH HIM?!?
E.J: WHY MUST I WEAR A FREAKING DRESS?!?
Death: Not revoking this dare. Don't even ask.
Me: *using mind control* Jeff and E.J, stop being dumb and go put on freaking dresses!
E.J: *grabs Raven's arm and starts to walk off with her*
Jeff: *grabs Emily's arm and pulls her off to somewhere*
Jeff & E.J: *come back and do the dare, both wearing dresses* *go leave to change to regular clothes* *come back* (Sorry, my creativeness ran out D:)
Raven: *giggles* Second and last. "what are y'all's favorite foods? Mine is Dove. Dove wrapped in Bacon is best."
Sally: Mac & Cheese!
Me: Depends.
E.J: Heart of a human with AB- blood. ITS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!!
Death: It depends on what type and what it's compared to.
Shafira: I'm not sure. *XD*
Grimm: The soul of an angel. :)
Ruvik: I don't eat.
Shree: Fajitas mexicanas hechas en casa!
Emily: What?
Shree: Homemade Mexican fajitas.
Emily: Oh, okay. I like a LOT of things, so... I dunno...
Raven: Indian curry and rice with roti. *:D*
Ben: I dunno. *:3*
L.J: CANDIIEEEE!!! *XD*
Toby: WAFFLES!!!!!!! *:D*
Hoody & Masky: CHEESECAKE!!!
Slendy: Humans. Not children, or even living. Dead humans, at least a week old. Yummy!
Me: *wrinkles my noise* That's weird.
Sally: THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! LEAVE EVERYONE BUT ME TERRIBLE DARES!!
Emily & Raven: IF YOU LOVE ASIANS YOU WILL NOT LEAVE US TERRIBLE DARES BUT YOU WILL LEAVE US GOOD DARES!!
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