Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

Jeff... WOAH.

Me: K, Thesmilingcat has some things! "Ben, who do you like better, pewdiepie or Markiplier"

Ben: BOTH.

Me: Second is "Jeff, jump off a building"

Jeff: *grins insanely* Not like it's going to hurt. *leaves to go do dare*

*thirty minutes later*

Jeff: *comes back panting* *looks at neveryone in front of him* *grins, showing sharp canines* *goes to sit down*

Me: Her third is: "Jeff why are you so annoying?"

Jeff: *fake grin* You know, me and Johnny could torture you... We are good at that...

Me: Can me and L.J help?!?

Jeff: Sure. *grins*

Me: Fourth. "Ben, have you ever gone into the legend of Zelda just to make out with Zelda?"

Ben: No comment.

Me: Fifth... "Jeff, I hate you"

Jeff: Good, because when you're taught to love everyone, including your enemies, what value does that actually place on love?

Me: Last! "ej, punch Jeff in the face!"

E.J: *looks at Jeff* He looks like he's a bomb, and if I so much as barely touch him, he's going to turn into Hulk, and then going to be a fight to the death, and one of us will die, and some of us actually like Jeff, so I think we want to keep him alive.

Me: That's a week in Tartarus, right?

E.J: Can we just make it special circumstances?

Me: No.

E.J: But you made special circumstances for LJ and Ben!

Me: Yeah but that's because it was an inconvenience. It would mean LJ wouldn't be getting any sleep and Ben really does not want to be carried.

E.J: But I'm scared to punch him! It's like Shadowmist in a haunted house, she doesn't want to touch anything because she scared something will come out of it and kill her!

Me: Thank you for sharing that, EJ.

*-_-*

E.J: I really don't wanna punch him!

Jeff: *facepalm* E.J, stop being such a wimp and punch me in the face. I'm not going to kill you.

E.J: I guess... *punches him in the face*

Me: *laughs*