Me: I watched Metalocalypse, and now I'm addicted.
Grimm: Start of the dares and/or questions. From @-everythingiswrong- "I dare Grimm and Satan to sing the attack on titan theme"
Grimm: What
Satan: *pulls up Japanese lyrics*
Grimm: I can't sing them. I sing naturally in a Russian accent.
Satan: I DONT CARE. SING THEM.
Grimm: *slightly alarmed*
Satan: WE WILL NOW TAKE AN HOUR TO LEARN WHAT THE HELL WE'RE SINGING *pulls Grimm off XD*
Me: *watches Metalocalypse*
*hour passes*
Satan: *walks into the room with Grimm* We are back
Emily: YAY! Sing! Sing! Sing! *giggles*
Grimm: This is going to be awkward singing and in English bc I can't do Japanese but IDC
Me: *throws pillow at Grimm* SING
Grimm and Satan: Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!
Our names won't be remembered
If we die like trampled flowers
I refuse to be forgotten
Written off as less than worthless
Scream and cry
But none will hear you
Plead and beg
But none will help you
You no longer live as cattle
Will you rise and join the battle?
There are beings that live off of fears
And their words are like knives
As they play with our lives
They'll try to control you
As if they own you
Will you let them steal your freedom?
Channel the anger swelling inside you
Fighting the boundary 'till you break through
Deep in your soul there's no hesitation
So make yourself the one they all fear
There is a wild fire inside you
Burning desire you can't extinguish
Your crimson arrow
Rips through the twilight
This is the moment for war
Satan: *sighs in relief and says in a quiet voice* I actually sang I can go... *walks to a corner and sits down*
Grimm: *smiles and walks over to stand by Satan* Second. "I dare Laughing Jack to deep throat Jeff. (Am sorry I had to Jeff) (For at least 2 minutes)" well then... .-.
L.J: I refuse to do this dare. You see, I think of Jeff as my brother and well... I'm not incest. *smiles*
Jeff: Yeah... Thinking about that... *holds peace sign up to his right eye, tilting head slightly* Gotta blast! *runs away*
Satan: That happened.
Grimm: Third. "I dare Emily to tickle Sally for at least a minute (so kawaii)"
Emily: Um well... Okay...
Sally: I don't really like her right now but I'll let her tickle meh
Emily: *starts tickling her*
Sally: *giggling*
*The Metalocalypse theme start playing*
Emily: *stops and stares at Mist*
Sally: *gets up* Really?
Me: *pauses it and leaves*
Emily and Sally: *look at each other & shrug*
Grimm: Fourth. "I dare everyone to have a tea party with Sally (if she wants to)"
Sally: Of course! :3
Grimm: I'll go get mist & Jeff.
*two minutes later*
Me and Jeff: *walk back into the room*
Grimm: *has meh phone* Okay! We may continue. ^-^
Sally: Yay! Now for who's NOT invited. E.J, I don't like you, you're not invited. Lucifer, not you either. Don't take it personally though, you just have to work.
Lucifer: But I don't wanna... *slight smile*
Death: GO THE CHILD TOLD YOU TO
Sally: And Schwarzer is invited. ^-^ Okay, this needs a special chappie.
me: Fine. also I'm sorry, there was a long song part I will only do that if someone makes a person sing.
Sally: That's all the dares so, leave everyone but me terrible dares! Especially Mist or Grimm. ^-^
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