Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

The Smiling Cat XD

Emily: TheSmilingCat says, "*laughs evilly* time to pick on Jeff some more! I dare Jeff to kiss Ben"

Jeff: What?!? You people are going to make me known as a man sl-

Me: He means someone like Death. *glares at him* Messing around and stuff.

Jeff: Is it really that bad to say the word?! *sees Sally* Nevermind.

Emily: The dare...

Jeff: God... *kisses Ben on the cheek and then spits* Ugh.... *_*

Ben: O_e

Emily: Second one is: "I dare Jeff to eat a kidney! and if he refuses ej can throw him in the pool (without any water in the pool)"

Jeff: Oh my god... *whines* he'll break me...Like, I will have a freaking concussion!

Me: Then eat the kidney!

Jeff: But it doesn't taste good!

E.J: Yay! *sneaks up behind him and picks him up*

Jeff: *screams like a girl*

*Everyone but me, Jeff, and E.J start silently laughing*

Me: *smirks*

E.J: *throws him into the pool* (there's no water in it*

Jeff: *hits head against side of wall and when he lands on the concrete, he's bleeding to death*

Me: *rushes over to him and heals him* Are you okay?!?!

Jeff: Well, considering the fact I broke my head, I don't think I'm going to just get up and be perfectly fine! -_-'

Me: Okay, okay! Calm down man, I just asked a question.

Jeff: And my head's throbbing. *grins but eyes are hateful*

Me: I'm sorry... It's the fangirl's fault.

Jeff: I know. *gets up* I hate fangirls.

Emily: Excusing the little sentimental chat... Third, "Ben can I have your hat?"

Ben: No! Get your own!

Emily: Her fourth and last one is, "Jeff I dare you to jump off of a building into a pool full of fangirls!!!!"

Jeff: What?!?!? E.J already made me almost bleed to death! *leaves to go do dare*

*four hours later*

Jeff: *comes in hopping on his left foot* Raven, your wolves attacked me.

Raven: O_O I'm so sorry!! They were probably just trying to play with you... They don't realize their own strength.

Me: *semi-runs over to Jeff to fix his ankle* I feel so bad for you.

Jeff: Apparently these people like torture.