Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

Death Is Strange.

Raven: QUESTIONS!! FROM ELLATHEGAMER: "Slenderman,If you have no face, how do you breathe? Or do you not have to breathe?"

Death: HE BREATHES THROUGH HIS SKIN. *resumes eating*

Raven: From Abby: "DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE FOOD?!? IF SO, HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET IT?!?!?! I HAVEN'T HEARD OF A GROCERY STORE IN THE UNDERWORLD."

Death: There are such things as stores on Earth... *facepalm*

Jeff: I think she means how we actually get it because we don't look normal.

Death: Ohhhhh.... ohhhhh... oh.

E.j: You get it now?

Shafira: I swear, Death, you don't use your brain.

Death: Well, Shafira gets the food. She looks most normal.

Shafira: *glares at Death* And I'm not lazy like him.

Death: I am not lazy! I seriously have a billion stuff to do, I'm just taking a break because of these questions!

Shafira: *eye roll*

Sally: You two sound like an old married couple.

Death: She's my sister!

Shafira: He's my brother!

(They say that at the same time ^^)

Raven: Moving on. From Magicsox: "DEATH I DARE YOU TO DRESS UP AS BEN AND THEN ACT LIKE HIS BIG-BROTHER/DAD. XD"

Death: *glares* I'm trying to eat my food here! You people must live on air. I never see you eating.

Me: I ate a burrito earlier! You do realize this house... castle.... thing is huge, right?

L.J: We eat. You just don't pay attention.

Emily: Death, why are you eating? I thought you didn't get hungry...

Death: I just don't die from hunger. I still can feel hungry.

Raven: You gonna do this dare or not?

Scourge: *mutters* I'm waiting for you to flake, Grimm...

Death: I'm not doing it. *leaves, slamming the door as he does*

Scourge: I know he was going to do that. *grins*