Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

Lol

E.J: Okay, Mewtwomew says, "I dare Death to pour coffee on his pants!"

Death: *wearing white pants XD* Wha- These are my favorite pair of pants! ;'(

Jeff: You have to do it.

Death: *sighs and takes off his black hooded trench coat (it's like the Reaper's cloak)*

Slender: *hands him a mug of hot coffee*

Death: *pours it on his pants* *eyes widen as the pain starts* Holy skata...

Me: Slender, how hot was that coffee?

Death: IT BURNS! *collapses in pain and starts rolling on the floor because it's so painful* *sobbing*

E.J: I feel like I should feel bad for him... *snickers* But it's just so funny... *bursts out laughing*

Death: Scourge... get me... *in too much pain to finish*

Scourge: K. *gets him the black trench coat*

Death: *grabs it and lays there for a minute before getting up* This is why I hate you people. *leaves*

Me: *grabs tablet from E.J* Okay, second question from the lovely Mewtwomew! "L.J- YOU CAN'T EAT CANDY FOR A WEEK!!!! *laughs evilly*"

L.J: What?!?!

Me: *eating gummy bears* I shouldn't be eating these then... O_O

L.J: YOU PEOPLE SUCK. IM LEAVING. *disappears in a cloud of black smoke*

Me: IM GONNA GO EAT ALL HIS CANDY!! >:3

Sally: So where's my puppy?

Johnny: YOURE NOT GETTING ONE!

E.J: *walking by and limping* You should be nicer, Johnny.

Jeff: Why are you limping?

E.J: Be quiet, you horrible, idiotic, vain, ugly, unwanted thing. *grabs Jeff by his hair and throws him against the stone wall* That should shut you up. *leaves*

Jeff: *face is all bloody* Ow my face! SO HARD TO BREATHE!

Deathsfire: Get a nose surgery. Than you'll be even more like a black haired, genderbent Regina George. *leaves*

Jeff: What? *stares at where she was in confusion* Why is everyone so rude today?!?

Me: *runs by* IM TOO HAPPY!!!! XDDDD

Jeff: *is so confused* *poor Jeff XD*