Me: I had a migraine from laughing yesterday.
Jeff: Because you're stupid. -.-
Me: You were being an arsehole, and L.J was grumpy because he was sorting candy and YOU decided to annoy him. -.-
Jeff: I don't care. Shut up.
Me: Well, whatever. *shrugs* We need to get to the dares and stuff.
Emily: From Abby: "I want Grimmy-chan to read all dares and questions for the next five chapters!"
Grimm: I would prefer not to.
Me: Do it or I will break all 200 of your prismacolors as you helplessly watch.
Grimm: Okay... ;-;
Grimm: Abby says: "So how did you guys get to the castle?"
Me: I died... AND THEN I BECAME JESUS.
Raven: You can't be Jesus...
Me: I ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
Raven: *sigh* Well, I got in a freaking car crash. And died.
Me: Warm. Leatherette.
Raven: Please be quiet.
Emily: My machine fell on top of me. ._.
Me: CRASH!
BEN: I drowned. :/
Me: And then a Zora drowned.
Sally: I was... um... *looks down*
BEN: Violated?
Sally: *nods*
E.J: I remember a flash of light and then I woke up in this castle, sprawled on the floor. :|
Me: HARRY POTTER!!
L.J: *shrugs*
Jeff: I was captured. By freaking demons. *sarcastic* Thank you demons for recognizing me. -,-
Me: JEFF IS RECOGNIZABLE.
Jeff: NOBODY CAAARRRRREEEES. -.-
Shree: I was invited by Mysti once. *smiles*
Me: YEP.
Death: I was born here.
Me: BO-INTERESTING
Shafira: I got STABBED. IN THE CHEST. BY SOMEONE WITH A SCYTHE. *glares at death*
Me: OOHH SNAP
Death: *smiles*
Grimm: I just popped into existence one day.
Me: AND GRIMM, YOU ARE MY BFFLAD.
Grimm: *pats my head* I know. Be quiet.
Me: K. :3
Ticci Toby: I was captured by Slendy.
:3
Masky: As well as me and Hoody.
EJ: ITS 'HOODY AND I' NOT 'ME AND HOODY.
Masky: *sigh* -.-
Grimm: Abby of amazingness says "Jeff, Imma send you somewhere soon. You must take only two people with you. Choose them now. And choose wisely ;)"
Jeff: Hmm... I dunno...
Me and Emily: I wanna come! I wanna come!
Jeff: You're useful. *pats Mysti's head*
Me: *smiles*
Emily: I can come, right?
Jeff: O–
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Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)
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