Shadowmist Updates (Finally)

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Me: I had a migraine from laughing yesterday.

Jeff: Because you're stupid. -.-

Me: You were being an arsehole, and L.J was grumpy because he was sorting candy and YOU decided to annoy him. -.-

Jeff: I don't care. Shut up.

Me: Well, whatever. *shrugs* We need to get to the dares and stuff.

Emily: From Abby: "I want Grimmy-chan to read all dares and questions for the next five chapters!"

Grimm: I would prefer not to.

Me: Do it or I will break all 200 of your prismacolors as you helplessly watch.

Grimm: Okay... ;-;

Grimm: Abby says: "So how did you guys get to the castle?"

Me: I died... AND THEN I BECAME JESUS.

Raven: You can't be Jesus...

Me: I ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

Raven: *sigh* Well, I got in a freaking car crash. And died.

Me: Warm. Leatherette.

Raven: Please be quiet.

Emily: My machine fell on top of me. ._.

Me: CRASH!

BEN: I drowned. :/

Me: And then a Zora drowned.

Sally: I was... um... *looks down*

BEN: Violated?

Sally: *nods*

E.J: I remember a flash of light and then I woke up in this castle, sprawled on the floor. :|

Me: HARRY POTTER!!

L.J: *shrugs*

Jeff: I was captured. By freaking demons. *sarcastic* Thank you demons for recognizing me. -,-

Me: JEFF IS RECOGNIZABLE.

Jeff: NOBODY CAAARRRRREEEES. -.-

Shree: I was invited by Mysti once. *smiles*

Me: YEP.

Death: I was born here.

Me: BO-INTERESTING

Shafira: I got STABBED. IN THE CHEST. BY SOMEONE WITH A SCYTHE. *glares at death*

Me: OOHH SNAP

Death: *smiles*

Grimm: I just popped into existence one day.

Me: AND GRIMM, YOU ARE MY BFFLAD.

Grimm: *pats my head* I know. Be quiet.

Me: K. :3

Ticci Toby: I was captured by Slendy.
:3

Masky: As well as me and Hoody.

EJ: ITS 'HOODY AND I' NOT 'ME AND HOODY.

Masky: *sigh* -.-

Grimm: Abby of amazingness says "Jeff, Imma send you somewhere soon. You must take only two people with you. Choose them now. And choose wisely ;)"

Jeff: Hmm... I dunno...

Me and Emily: I wanna come! I wanna come!

Jeff: You're useful. *pats Mysti's head*

Me: *smiles*

Emily: I can come, right?

Jeff: O–

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