Me: MEW! IM SORRY I UPDATED ON SATURDAY BUT THIS IS MY FRIDAY ONE.
Jeff: What the Tartarus...
Me: So, Deathsfire... You wanna read our dares and questions?
Deathsfire: Okay! Abby says "Shadowmist you have to think of ONE song to describe every person in the room!"
Me: Okay... Raven is Y.A.L.A by M.I.A. Deathsfire, you're Sunshine by Rye Rye... Sally... Barbie Girl by Aqua? I dunno.
Sally: I LIKE THAT SONG!!!
Jeff: Well, you don't have to yell it out!
Sally: I KNOW!!!
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Me: Emily, your song is From My Cold Dead Hands by CombiChrist. E.J... You get... House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie.
E.J: Yay!
Me: Ben... You get Drown by Android Lust.
BEN: *sarcastic* Thank you, Shadowmist.
Me: Johnny gets Today I Woke to the Rain of Blood by Combichrist. Death gets Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin.
Death: *confused* Why?
Me: Because it says, "I want your soul
I will eat your soul"
Death: Oh okay. *grins*
Me: L.J you get... Thaeter by Marilyn Manson. And Jeff... IVE GOT TOO MANY SONGS!!! *has panic attack*
Jeff: *eye roll* pick one.
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... King Kill 33 by Marilyn Manson.
Jeff: Thank you.
Deathsfire: Abby asks, "To all the girls besides Shafira: who's your best guy friend or friends?"
Raven: Scourge.
Deathsfire: Can I say none?
Emily: I DONT KNOW.
Sally: Ben.
Me: *is listening to music and doesn't hear question* What?
Jeff: Abby asked who your best guy friends are. I know I'm one.
Me: Yeah. *pokes him*
Jeff: *eye roll but smiling*
Me: Oh, and the other one is L.J.
L.J: *is at the other side of the quite large room*
Me: *tries to reach L.J but I can't lol* Darnit. *walks over to him, pokes him, and goes back to the couch where I was sitting*
L.J: *while smiling* Mist, you are strange.
Me: I know.
Deathsfire: TheRandomHufflepuff asks "Do any of the creepypastas like turtles :3"
Sally: I LIKE TURTLES!!!
Deathsfire: TheSmilingCat says, "I have a dare! I dare Jeff to go to a 1D concert! and he has to listen to them sing and he can't kill 1D until the end of the concert!"
Jeff: Oh my god no.
Me: I'll go with you! *hugs him*
Jeff: Thank you, but get off me.
Me: Okay we're leaving be back in a few hours. *grabs Jeff's arm and pulls him out the door*
*hours later*
*me and Jeff come back*
Jeff: That was a terrible concert.
Me: There was no awesomeness.
BEN: Did you kill 1D?
Jeff: Mist said we would get sent to Tartarus.
Me: We argued for like ten minutes and then I went all Siren on him.
Jeff: *glares*
Deathsfire: Oh! Another question from Abby came through! "Misty, would you rather be Loki, a goddess, or Light Yagami? Then tell us all why you would be them. Oh, and if you want to be Loki, you wouldn't be under that venom punishment."
Me: Loki, duh!
Emily: Why?
Me: Uh, number one, hrs awesomesauce, and two, I'd have the ability to shift forms.
Jeff: Why not a goddess then? They do the same thing.
Me: SILENCE! I like Loki better!
Jeff: and why do you prefer Loki?
Me: because I don't need 1 million freaking powers.
Jeff: Okay okay you don't want all those powers but still why do you prefer Loki over being a goddess? You could just not USE your powers.
Me: Shut up I don't want them because I don't need them and I wouldn't use them except maybe like to slap people in the face but there such thing as weapons which I could use so Id be pretty happy with being the God of mischief okay
L.J: *when I said "Id be pretty happy with being the God of mischief okay" He dropped a bag of candy* *picks it back up*
Sally: Um, can we play the dress up game now?
Deathsfire: Yeah.
Sally: Okay... Now, you have to dress up as a princess.
Jeff: *groans*
Me: It's easy, dude. Come on. *grabs his arm*
*an hour later*
BEN: Did they go drown themselves?
*me and Jeff walk in*
Jeff: *has two lip rings, and nose ring and is wearing dark red and black lipstick, a black dress, black pants, and gothic combat boots* *is leaning on me, who is beside him*
Me: *looks like normal except I have three hoops on my ears instead of one, and a lip ring* Oh, the piercings aren't permanent, and I can close them up by "healing" the hole. And Jeff's a punk princess. Still a princess.
Sally: Shadowmist is disqualified for not meeting criteria, and Jeff gets the prize, I guess.
Jeff: Thank you. Now, can I go take off these boots? I'm worried I might be hurting Shadowmist and I will end up falling and injure her severely.
Sally: Okay. You can, I guess.
Jeff: Good. *starts to walk back to his room and using me as a balance*
Me: *trips over a cat toy*
Jeff: *falls into table*
Me: I'm so sorry! Are you okay??
Jeff: Yeah I am. *gets up and we continue*
*later*
Me: Okay, that was hard.
Jeff: Yes. I almost broke my teeth.
Me: Sorry...
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Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)
FanfictionThe title tells all, obviously.
