Me: This isn't a questions chapter, and that's why it's updated on a non-scheduled date!
Jeff: She's making this chapter because she's hyper.
Me: That and I'm bored as... BOREDOM ITSELF.
Jeff: I don't care.
Raven: Why does Brownstone sound like Laughing Jack?!? Or Skinny Puppy on drugs?
Me: Skinny Puppy is weird.
Emily: Better question. Why does Thaeter sound just like Laughing Jack's carnival thing?!
Laughing Jack: I don't know, don't ask me.
Emily: *snatches Ben's controller out of his hands and throws it at L.J* Shut up.
BEN: Emily! You just made me lose this level! And I was so close!
L.J: *catches controller and gives it back to Ben* *glares at Emily*
Emily: *grins* Hi, L.J.
Deathsfire: Guys I'm scared.
Everyone: *turns to Deathsfire* Why?
Deathsfire: Because theres an Ask Creepypastas book where Jeff marries Jane and L.J wants to get married... Its scary stuff, dude.
L.J: *steps back* Fangirls...
Jeff: Well, Jane is dead.
Deathsfire: Oh, and E.J liked a pop song.
*a sickle flys past her*
Deathsfire: Imma go talk to Pyramid Head now. *leaves*
Raven: Mist, why are you copying Jeff?
Me: *confused* How am I copying him??
Raven: You're wearing black pants and converse.
Me: Dude, really? I've had converse for like, two years before I knew who Jeff even was... And about the pants... I've always liked black pants. *glare*
Raven: Uh huh. You're copying him.
Me: Well, does Jeff think I'm copying him?
Raven: Jeff, isn't she copying you?
Jeff: No.
Raven: *huffs*
Jeff: *facepalm* We just have a lot of the same tastes.
Raven: *is still frustrated* *leaves*
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Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)
FanfictionThe title tells all, obviously.
