Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

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(It was Osiris that I meant *facepalm* Thanks Magicsox)

Me: *really badly singing* In the shadow of the valley of death, in the shadow of the valley of death, slit our wrists and send us to heaven, the first flower after the flood...

Jeff: That's really bad singing...

Me: I don't feel like creeping you guys out with my voice! Hey, you're not wearing the bunny slippers!

Jeff: *looks down at converse* oh yeah... I'm going to Tartarus. *starts to leave*

Me: Wait! i'll give you a free pass! *looks around* Everyone gets one free pass if they have to wear something or do something for extended period of time, say 48 hours. Now to all you people who are seriously telling us to do stupid things, if you make Jeff wear bunny slippers again, I'm going to seriously throw a brick at your face and give him another pass because I feel bad for him.

Jeff: THANK YOU.

Me: The pass is only now available to L.J, Ben, and E.J!

Deathsfire: BUT IM YOUR SISTER!!!

Raven: I thought we were friends!

Me: The rest of you have to suffer. *grins*

Death: I know no one's going to give me some stupid dare, I'm fine with this thing.

Me: GIVE HIM A HORRIBLE THERE YOU WOULD GIVE TO L.J OR JEFF PLEASE!!!

Emily: We have a dare from Abby. "I DARE JEFF TO LISTEN TO "PSY GENTLEMAN PARODY-SLENDERMAN"

Jeff: *after watching it* What the hell...WHY WERE MY SHOES IN THE OVEN?!?!!

Emily: She also says, "WATCH THE ORIGINAL GENTLEMAN MUSIC VIDEO, JEFF AND MIST!!!! PSY'S SO RUDE!"

Me: *after watching it* *is sitting on chair*

Jeff: *pulls chair out from under me and grins*

Me: *glares at him* i'm going to go watch disposable teens.

Emily: Her third and final is, "L.J, YOU ARE NOW WEARING A TOP HAT AND A PINSTRIPE TUX (like Jack Skellington's)"

L.J: TILL WHEN?!! *:(*