Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

Idk XD

Me: Yay! First question!

E.J: Wait, you said daily. Wouldn't that mean you update tomorrow?

Me: Well, if we didn't get a question or dare by then! Who wants to read?

Death: Me! Because I'm the most fabulous one here!

Jeff: No, I am!

*they get into a argument over who's more fabulous*

Sally: Okay! I'm reading it! *picks up phone and reads question* MewtwoMew says "I'm bored, so Jeff, eat a cookie."

Jeff: Okay... *eats cookie*

L.J: *snickers*

Jeff: OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY!!! *stabs random person and runs off*

Me: L.J...

L.J: What?

Sally: Ahem... Mewtwomew has a question for Slendy. "Slendy, how do you eat?"

Slender: *grabs random person and opens his mouth (it's more like if his face tore XD) sticks the random person in his mouth and closes his mouth*

Me: Woah. O-O

Death: *grins* Exactly correct.

Deathsfire: Uhh... how do we end??

Masky: *hands her script of the ending*

Deathsfire: I'll do my own.

*fireworks start popping in the sky outside*

Emily: Vote if you liked this chapter, comment your dares and questions, and feed the puppy!

Me: Oh, we had a puppy...?

Ben: SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT DR. MEMBRANE, EMILY!! >:(

Sally: I WANT A PUPPY!!

Raven: Oh my goddess...